When this guy calls his boss to tell him he’s running a little late, he witnesses a car accident and begins the best play-by-play commentary you’ll ever hear.

Right after the car accident happens, the caller states that a man gets out of his car as if the other car was at fault. What happens next is pure entertainment.

The witness leaves the literal blow-by-blow action to his boss while laughing hysterically.

Apparently this is the real deal, and how could it not be? This is too good to make up.

Is an irrational fear LESS irrational if a ton of people have it? If you don’t have a problem with spiders crawling all over you, maybe you’re the irrational one.

A new survey had Americans rank their biggest phobias. Here are the 10 most common ones.

1. Acrophobia . . . a fear of heights.

2. Arachnophobia . . . fear of spiders.

3. Claustrophobia . . . fear of tight spaces.

4. Ophidiophobia . . . fear of snakes.

5. Thalassophobia . . . fear of deep water.

6. Necrophobia . . . fear of death.

7. Glossophobia . . . fear of public speaking.

8. Coulrophobia . . . fear of clowns.

9. Trypanophobia . . . fear of needles.

10. Entomophobia . . . fear of insects.

If you haven’t heard the term “boomerang gift“, it means a present you give someone that also benefits you. So a guy who gives his wife or girlfriend lingerie is basically buying the ultimate boomerang gift.

Well, we’ve got bad news, bro. She doesn’t want it.

A new survey found 61% of women say they do not want to get lingerie for Christmas this year.

In fact, women don’t want you anywhere near the buying process. 86% of women say they like to buy all of their own underwear and lingerie, and 68% like to go shopping for it alone.

The survey also found it’s one of the few products that people would rather buy in-person than online. 72% of women say they need to buy it in person.

If you don’t do a good job hiding your Christmas presents, they will be found. No child or adult can resist hunting them down early.

A new survey asked people the best place they’ve hidden Christmas presents. Here are the top five . . .

1. At a friend’s house.

2. In suitcases.

3. In the very back of the closet.

4. On top of a cupboard.

5. In the shed.

If you’re currently a single guy and you’ve got a good little text exchange going back and forth with a woman, here’s some bad news. You’re not the only guy who’s trying to land her. There’s another dude battling you hard.

According to a new study, every single woman has an average of 1.4 guys trying to date her. If the woman goes out at least twice a week, that jumps to 2.6 guys trying to date her. And if she’s really hot, it jumps to four guys trying to date her.

Here are five other surprisingly useful findings from the study . . .

1. 73% of women now say the best way for a guy to contact them for the first time after they meet is . . . a text. 19% say call, 6% say find them on Facebook.

2. 46% of women would like it best if you got in touch with them the day after you met them. 30% say wait two days and 13% want to hear from you the same night. Only 6% say it’s okay to wait three days.

3. But if you do wait . . . a woman will lose ALL interest after five days. And that drops to two days if she’s really hot.

4. 60% of women have flaked on a first date because the guy was too needy in texts. 44% have flaked because a guy talked dirty.

5. Only 5% of women say it’s important to kiss on a first date.

At this point, men suspect women are being passive-aggressive all the time.  So check out six ‘compliments’ they hate, ladies . . . because they think you mean something else.  Read More »

If you could somehow travel back in time and give your younger self some advice, you would probably babble on and on and deliver a nine-hour speech. But what if you had to keep it tight?

If you could only give your younger self two words of advice, what would you say? Here are some of the best ones . . .

1. “Ignore idiots.”

2. “Think first.”

3. “Stay single.”

4. “Don’t smoke.”

5. “Marry money.”

6. “Not her.”

7. “Plan better.”

8. “Buy Apple.”

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Fruitcake gets dumped on a lot as the Christmas dessert that somehow survives from generation to generation, even though no one likes it. well . . . maybe it’s time to stop busting on fruitcake.

In a new survey on Christmas desserts, fruitcake did not come in last. In fact, it beat out two Christmas desserts that you’d think were way more popular.

Cookies came in as the best Christmas dessert, getting 29% of the vote. Eggnog was second, at 19% . . . then fruitcake was third, at 12%.

What lost to fruitcake? Candy canes got 8% of the vote, and gingerbread only got 6%. Miscellaneous other desserts got 24% of the vote . . . but if they weren’t popular enough to make separate choices, then I say they’re below fruitcake too.

One other related note. If you want to make people hate candy canes even more, there’s a website selling boxes of PICKLE-FLAVORED CANDY CANES. They sound perfectly horrible.

It’s cold, it’s dark, and it’s weeks until you’re off for the holidays. If you’re somehow full of energy right now, you’re a damn witch.

A new survey found the top five things that drain our energy. Check ’em out . . .

1. Work.

2. Worrying and anxiety.

3. Day-to-day chores.

4. Your children.

5. Physical or mental health issues.

And here are the top five things that boost our energy . . .

1. Coffee.

2. A power nap.

3. Drinking water.

4. Walking outside.

5. Eating chocolate.

This Christmas, like every Christmas, there’s a chance your significant other is going to give you something horrible. So how are you going to react?

A new survey asked women what they do with a particularly bad gift. Here’s how they handle it . . .

1. 33% return it immediately.

2. 25% actually wear or use it to avoid hurting their partner’s feelings.

3. 20% re-gift it.

4. And 10% sell it on eBay.

The survey also found 40% of women now pick out what they want their significant other to buy them . . . and 30% practice looking thankful in the mirror in case they have to react to a present they don’t like.

Women also named the WORST gifts they’ve ever gotten. Here’s the top 10 . . .

1. A chainsaw.

2. Nose hair trimmers.

3. A fishing pole.

4. A fossil.

5. Hair removal cream.

6. A dustpan and brush.

7. A sweater with an alien printed on it.

8. A tube and funnel to help pee outdoors.

9. Cellulite cream.

10. A cleaning wash for their lady parts.