Walmart has done a very impressive job spreading around America like a gigantic, low-priced STD. So where is the outbreak the strongest? A website called GoBankingRates.com analyzed Walmart’s sales data from last year to find out which states spend the most money there per capita. Here are the results . . . 1. Oklahoma, an average of $1,662 per person. ... Read More »

Americans have so many vices that they can be customized on a state-by-state basis. The social network Foursquare analyzed its data to figure out the vice that’s the most disproportionately popular in every state. They defined a vice as, quote, “an alcoholic drink, fattening food, dessert, or borderline controversial preference.” Here are some of the highlights: In-N-Out Burger is 3,525% ... Read More »

Remember the scene in “Crocodile Dundee” where the mugger pulls a knife, and Crocodile Dundee says, “That’s not a knife, THAT’S a knife”? It’s almost three decades later, and we finally have the real-life version. Two guys went into a convenience store in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Friday night, pulled out a 12-inch MACHETE, and tried to rob the place. But ... Read More »

It’s that time of year again where we make you feel super old . . . even if you’re only 22. Kids are heading to college right now, so Beloit College in Wisconsin just released its annual “Mindset List.” That’s the one that gets into the heads of this year’s college freshmen . . . most of whom were born ... Read More »

Here’s something new to worry about: You worry too much. What a vicious cycle. A new study found we’re literally wasting years of our lives worrying. We do it for an average of one hour and 50 minutes a day. That’s almost 28 entire days per year . . . or five total years of your entire adult life. The top ... Read More »

I think you will agree this may be the best one yet! It’s time to step up your Groomsman game! These guys even throw some Brad Paisley in there! Read More »

Are you an adult? If so, here are the Things You Should Not Have In Your House If You Are Older Than 30: – Unframed posters hanging on the wall – Trophies on display – Absolutely everything from Ikea – Unmade bed – Incomplete sets of dishes and cutlery – Shot glass collection – Inflatable furniture – Lava lamps – ... Read More »

Here are three things you probably didn’t know about deodorant . . . 1. You’re supposed to put antiperspirant on at night. It works best if it has time to soak into your sweat ducts. And if you put it on right after you take a shower in the morning, you immediately start sweating it off. 2. We’re still not ... Read More »

It’s National Friendship Week, so a new survey asked people what they’d be willing to do for a good friend. Here are the top 11 results . . . 1. 92% of people would drop what they were doing if their friend’s car broke down. 2. 92% would be honest if they thought their friend’s outfit looked terrible. 3. 84% ... Read More »

At some point, we ALL turn into DANNY GLOVER from “Lethal Weapon” . . . something happens that makes us say, “I’m too old for this crap.” Yes, we said “crap.” Because we’re too old for FCC fines. There’s a discussion going on right now on Jezebel.com about the things that make people say, “I’m too old for this crap.” ... Read More »