I wish I could feel as open and free as this guy without having to inhale gasses that would destroy my brain. A 54-year-old guy named Tim Kielty from Corvallis, Oregon got high by inhaling a few whip-its of nitrous on Monday night. Then he went into a grocery store and pooped on the floor. And he kept walking through the ... Read More »
Author Archives: Jason Bailey
Dailey Bailey: A Math Textbook With Students on the Cover . . . and They’re Holding the Same Book With Their Photo on the Cover
The Internet likes a stupid picture of an algebra textbook right now. It surfaced a few days ago, and shows five diverse students on the cover, all holding a textbook. But it’s tripping people out . . . because the book they’re all holding is the same textbook that shows them on the cover. It’s like the “Inception” of cheesy algebra ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Woman Gets Revenge on a Cheating Ex By Revealing “Game of Thrones” Spoilers
These days it’s hard not to be confronted with spoilers . . . for movies, TV shows, and even sports. Most of the damage is done inadvertently, but one woman is using spoilers as a weapon for revenge!! Here’s the story: An anonymous guy went on Reddit and asked for advice in dealing with his ex. He admits that he ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Couple Called the Cops Because Someone Stole Their Entire Driveway
I guess this proves that literally everything you own could get stolen. There’s a married couple in Manchester, New Hampshire named Karen and Rick Wyman, and they came home last week and found that their Driveway was missing!! Yes, someone had literally removed all the concrete. All that was left was dirt. So Rick called the police and said, quote, “My driveway’s ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Hit-and-Run Driver Got Crushed by His Own Car
This is about as harsh as instant karma gets . . . A guy in Daytona Beach, Florida swerved across four lanes of traffic on Saturday, and sideswiped a car. The cops haven’t released his name yet, but he was an older guy in a 1995 Ford Taurus. It’s not clear what made him lose control, but it couldn’t have ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Guy Collapses at a Bar . . . So a Stranger Steals His Wallet and Buys Everyone a Round of Drinks
Not everyone can step up and be a hero in an emergency. But doing nothing is better than this!!! Recently, a guy in Williamson, Illinois named Larry Lotter collasped while he was out at a bar with some friends. We’re not sure how old he is, but from the photos in the news he looks like he’s in his late 40s. Everyone assumed ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: Six Tips for a Better Memorial Day Barbecue
Check out six tips for a better Memorial Day barbecue . . . 1. Serve less meat, but buy the expensive stuff . . . grass-fed beef, dry-aged steaks, and wild seafood. Anybody can grill a hundred burgers for 20 people. You can make people remember your party if your meat tastes good!! 2. Focus on the vegetables. Instead of ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Mother Attacked Her Son Because He Got Her the Wrong Taco Bell Burrito
I can’t believe I’m saying these words, but there are some things in the world more important than Taco Bell. A 48-year-old woman named Loretta Lynn Armstrong from Milton, West Virginia sent her 15-year-old son out to get Taco Bell a few weeks ago. But apparently he got her the wrong toppings on her burrito. Sadly, there’s no word on what ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A High School Misspelled “School” On Their Diplomas
Ontario High School in Ontario, California had 550 seniors graduate last week. And I guess it’s a good endorsement for the quality of education there that the kids immediately figured out there was something wrong with their diplomas. Because the diplomas all came with nice red covers . . . that misspelled the word “school.” It’s on there as S-H-C-O-O-L. ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: Watch a Bolt of Lighting Hit a Car
If you haven’t seen it, there’s a pretty crazy video of lightning hitting a car in Canada. The elderly couple in the car survived, but they say it caused all the airbags to deploy at the same time. And it took two big chunks out of the road. Read More »