If you have a foot fetish, apparently you have to be creative in your pursuit of sweet, delicious feet.

A guy approached a 35-year-old woman at a Walmart in in Lincolnton, North Carolina.

He told the woman he was a podiatry student, and somehow got her to try on shoes in the shoe department. But as he helped her into a pair . . . he suddenly put her foot in his mouth and started licking her toes.

The woman pulled her foot out of his mouth and ran to tell security, but the guy took off.

You probably don’t have many memories of your friends’ houses from when you were a kid, because they were normal, boring houses filled with normal, boring stuff. But I bet there’s one that sticks out.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen at someone’s house? Here are five answers from Reddit that are pretty good . . .

1. “My friend’s dad wouldn’t eat with the family. The mom would make a plate of food, take it down the hall, and slide it through a space under the door to the basement. The dad would eat down there, then slide the empty dish back under the door.”

2. “When I was eight, I went to a friend’s house and noticed the wallpaper in their hallways was a pattern featuring naked women.”

3. “I’m a paramedic. I went to a guy’s house and he had 100 two-liter soda bottles filled with pee because, quote, ‘the toilet is broken.’ But where was he pooping?”

4. “I was at a friend’s house and their halls were lined with a ton of grandfather clocks. I didn’t think it was that strange until his dad told me, ‘Don’t you kids go around telling anybody about my clocks.’ Now I’ll never forget them.”

5. “I went to my friend’s house and he was taking a bath . . . in the tub with his mom. Apparently they just bathed together, naked, all the time.”

A reporter in Spokane, Washington interviewed a 110-year-old woman named Flossie Dickey on her birthday last week. And all she talked about was how exhausted she is all the time.

She said her favorite thing to do is take as many naps as possible. Then the reporter asked if she was excited for the party her family was throwing, and she said, “not one bit.”

This is the first time we’ve heard about someone caught cheating by Google MAPS.

24-year-old Marina Voinova of Perm, Russia was looking up an address on a website called Yandex Maps, which is an alternative to Google Maps in Russia.

But there’s one KEY difference. If the Google Maps street view cameras get a shot of you, they automatically blur your face. Yandex Maps doesn’t blur faces in street view.

And Marina spotted her fiancé, Alexander, on the map . . . with his arms around another woman.

She confronted him, and he admitted he’d been cheating on her. He apologized and swore it didn’t mean anything . . . but Marina had already made up her mind that she was dumping him.

Marina says, quote, “At first I regretted searching for that address on the Internet, but eventually realized that it was silly to blame the Web for my boyfriend’s unfaithfulness.”

Never get in the way of an American at a buffet.

41-year-old Davina Cutchall was at a buffet restaurant in Gainesville, Florida last week, when she started yelling swear words at someone across the room. So a woman asked her to stop doing it in front of her son.

And in response, Davina grabbed her fork and made stabbing motions with it as she walked toward the other woman.

Then a guy tried to get in between them before Davina could actually stab the woman with the fork . . . and Davina threw a soda in his face.

The other woman threw a bowl of ketchup at her and ran away.

And Davina was arrested for aggravated assault.

If you’re not Superman, Robin Hood, or a lead in “Swan Lake”, then you need to reject this trend. According to horrifying new reports, the latest fashion trend is . . . Pantyhose fro men!!!!

And to make it worse, the reports call them “mantyhose” or “brosiery” . . . two words that are so corny, just hearing them made me slightly nauseous.

There’s an Italian fashion company called Emilio Cavallini that’s pushing hard on this pantyhose-for-men trend. They’ve been selling them for almost three years, but they only started catching on recently . . . and now men make up 2-to-3% of sales.

A rep said that men wear the tights under pants for warmth . . . but some of the tights with more noticeable patterns, like skulls or stars, are put on full display underneath shorts.

Guys, if you went into your girlfriend or wife’s closet and threw out all the stuff you didn’t like, how do you think she’d react? She’d kill you in your sleep, right? But apparently throwing out your clothes is something women do all the time.

According to a recent survey, here are the top ten things men own that women love to throw away.

1. Clothes. As in, she goes through your closet and throws out your favorite t-shirts just because they have a few HOLES in them.

2. Magazine collections. Although, if you’re holding onto old porno mags, it’s probably time to modernize your smut-watching anyway.

3. Old hobby stuff, like model airplanes.

4. Old CDs and DVDs she doesn’t like.

5. Your sofa when you first move in together, because her sofa is nicer . . . even though it’s not nearly as comfortable.

6. Sports memorabilia.

7. Artwork she doesn’t like.

8. Your ripped-up, old computer chair.

9. Your sound system, because it takes up too much space.

10. Weights or any fitness equipment you never use.

The Tampa police say this was abuse of 911 . . . but I disagree. It’s totally reasonable use of 911 . . . and abuse of delicious waffles.

The Tampa police just released a recording of a woman calling 911 last month . . . to report she’d been served undercooked waffles.

The woman was eating at a Village Inn . . . if you don’t know the chain, it’s like Denny’s or IHOP. They served her, quote, “some raw waffles” . . . then refused to take them off the bill. So she called 911 to sort it out.

The 911 dispatcher handled the entire thing pretty well, and even sent a cop out there. But there’s no word on how things turned out.

The reason the police released the call was as an example of something not worth calling 911 over . . . you should call the police non-emergency number over things like raw waffles.

According to a new survey, there are three types of jobs that really impress women:  You can either be rugged and manly . . . make a lot of money . . . or, best of all, feed her.

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You’ve probably seen people with those desks that let you work while you’re standing up. And maybe you thought they were freaks. But you might be joining them, after you hear some of these negative health effects from sitting down all day at work.

1. Leaky veins. Sitting all day keeps the veins in your legs under high pressure all the time, because blood tends to pool there.

And that causes proteins and fluids to leak out into the surrounding tissue, which causes leg ulcers and all kinds of other problems.

2. High blood sugar. If you’re not moving, your muscles aren’t working. That makes them less effective at absorbing glucose from the blood, and more insulin resistant . . . which can eventually lead to type 2 diabetes.

3. Constipation. Long sedentary periods tend to reduce the amount of contractions in your gut . . . so the stuff that’s in there just stays there.

4. Headaches. Slumping all day at a desk puts strain on your neck muscles. And it can affect the nerves in your neck and face too.

5. Bad knees. Sitting all day makes your leg muscles weaker . . . and that means they’re not available to take stress off your knee joints.

6. Brain fog. You need to move your muscles for good circulation. If blood isn’t flowing in your body, it’s not getting to your brain either. And then you don’t think as clearly.

7. Colon cancer. A study in Australia found that people who spent more than ten years in sedentary jobs were much more likely to develop colon cancer . . . even if they exercised regularly during their free time.

8. Slipped discs. If your spine stays still all day, the discs between your vertebrae are constantly under pressure, which makes them slip out more easily after sudden movements.