A 41-year-old guy in Oregon named Shannon Egeland got sentenced to ten years in prison for mortgage fraud in 2014. But the day before he was supposed to report to jail, he took a shotgun blast to the legs!!!

He claimed it happened when he stopped to help a pregnant woman who broke down on the side of the road. Then someone hit him over the head and shot him. But the cops were suspicious, because he still had his wallet and they didn’t steal his car.

It turned out he actually made his teenage son shoot him, so he could delay the jail sentence and collect an insurance policy he applied for a week earlier.

He admitted to it in court on Wednesday, and pleaded guilty to wire fraud because of the insurance policy. So he’s facing an additional five years in jail now.

And the shotgun blast did way more damage than he expected. He ended up with multiple fractures in one of his legs . . . almost bled out . . . and one of his feet had to be amputated!

If you like a woman who’s very frugal with money, and has thighs that are powerful enough to crush you . . . we’ve got your dream girl here.

A woman went to a gas station in Chattanooga, Tennessee last week and did two very notable things:

1. She stole a 12-pack of Bud Light by putting it up her skirt and holding it between her meaty thighs.

2. She paid for her 70 cents worth of gas by cleaning out the “take a penny, leave a penny” tray.

And yes, the beer was between her legs the entire time she was paying for her gas.

So the owner turned over the surveillance tape to the cops once he figured out what happened. But he definitely sounds more impressed than angry.

Quote, “You know, it made me mad. Then I got to thinking about it, and I started laughing . . . this lady, she really had it all together.”

This brazen crook found a creative way to steal her booze. The story coming up at 530 and 6pm @newschannelnine pic.twitter.com/ccjRCsfykN

— Brandon Evans (@brandonevansnc9) May 12, 2016

There’s a 35-year-old Army vet named Jake Booth from Bonita Springs, Florida, just outside Fort Myers. And he had bronchitis back in February, which turned into pneumonia in both lungs. Then it got even worse.

He had a heart attack while he was in the hospital, and fell into a coma. His family didn’t know if he’d ever wake up, and even if he did, it was possible he’d have brain damage.

But he finally woke up 48 days later . . . knew his own name . . . and recognized both of his kids.

And his brother says the first words out of his mouth were, “I want Taco Bell.” Unfortunately he wasn’t allowed to have any at that point, because he couldn’t eat solid foods.

He’s still got a lot of physical therapy before he recovers, but his doctors cleared him to eat real food earlier this month. So one of his friends immediately went and got him a bunch of crunchy tacos . . . and he ate 8 1/2 of them.

Which probably isn’t the ideal thing to eat if you just had a heart attack. But apparently his doctors were okay with it. They actually made him eat a cheeseburger first.

Jake’s brother set up a fundraising page to help his family out while he’s recovering. If you want to help, just search for “Wake the Jake” on GoFundMe.com.

A weather girl in Los Angeles named Liberté Chan wore a black cocktail dress for her weather report on Saturday morning. And the station started getting emails from people who thought it was too skimpy.

So someone reached in from off-camera and handed her a sweater in the middle of her report. Then people started emailing because they were offended by that, and felt like she was being shamed on live TV!

For what it’s worth, she says she wasn’t offended by any of it. And it was actually her back-up dress. She was going to wear a different one, but didn’t think it looked good on camera.

I feel like this guy’s parents really set him up for a life of disappointment when they gave him this name… No way he could live up to that greatness!

There’s a 32-year-old guy in Villa Rica, Georgia whose real name is Willie Nelson Waylon Jennings Scarborough. So naturally he’s an outlaw, right?

Unfortunately, no . . . not really. Here’s why.

First of all, Willie Nelson Waylon Jennings drives a PT Cruiser. And second, Willie Nelson Waylon Jennings was driving his PT Cruiser last week when he ran out of gas! Not an outlaw kind of move.

And he was blocking traffic at the time, so the cops showed up.

But when they tried to help him, they spotted a bag of meth in his car . . . and a weed whacker he’d just stolen out of someone else’s car.

So Willie Nelson Waylon Jennings was arrested on several charges, including meth possession and entering an automobile with intent to commit theft.

We see plenty of lists of cities with the best-looking women.  But we rarely see lists ranking cities by man beef.

A new poll by “Travelers Digest” was just released that lists the top 10 cities worldwide for the best-looking men. And the U.S. claimed the number two spot with . . . Sparta,TN….. Just kidding. New York City. Here’s the top 10:

#1.) Stockholm, Sweden.

#2.) New York City.

#3.) Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

#4.) Lisbon, Portugal.

#5.) Buenos Aires, Argentina.

#6.) Sydney, Australia.

#7.) Madrid, Spain.

#8.) Berlin, Germany.

#9.) Milan, Italy.

#10.) Tel Aviv, Israel.

This guy knows that if you’ve got it, you flaunt it.

32-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor of Downingtown, Pennsylvania went to a Walmart, stripped down outside, then went in . . . totally naked!

Verdon’s plan was, apparently, to steal clothing. Which makes sense, for a naked man. Only Verdon didn’t steal, ya know, boxers or shorts or even a large poncho or mumu . . . no, all he stole was socks!

And he used the socks on his feet . . . not to cover himself elsewhere.

As he walked around the store in his new socks, the police arrived . . . and used a Taser to get him down. Afterward, he spat on a cop and fought them as they loaded him into a cop car.

He was arrested for indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property, and disorderly conduct.

Breast implants . . . do they have any downside???

A 41-year-old woman from Melbourne, Florida was going to her car when her ex-fiancé’s new girlfriend attacked her!! The name of the woman who was attacked hasn’t been released.

The new girlfriend is 22-year-old Amy Winter. She pulled a pocket knife on the ex and stabbed her repeatedly, aiming for her heart.

But the ex survived . . . all thanks to her brand new breast implants.

About three months ago . . . after she broke up with her fiancé . . . she got $6,000 saline breast implants. The knife pierced her implant . . . but shielded her heart.

Winter was arrested for assault.

Mckenzie, a 17-year-old high school junior from Georgia loves it when her mom packs her lunch for school.

But this week, her mom’s attempt to do something nice went completely wrong! Mckenzie said she opened her lunch to realize her mom had packed her a Four Loko instead of a drink.

By the way Four Loko is a line of alcoholic beverages!! Mom!!

so my mom packed me a four loko for lunch … pic.twitter.com/3PjgyTtN6h

— kenzie✽ (@KenzieeStrangee) May 9, 2016

Alicia and Randy were at the hospital to give birth to their baby girl, Neveah.  Everything was going great and then Randy heard the doctor calling to him.

The doctor noticed something very special about the baby.  Randy came running over with his camera and caught the moment so they’d never forget it.