This guy knows that if you’ve got it, you flaunt it.
32-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor of Downingtown, Pennsylvania went to a Walmart, stripped down outside, then went in . . . totally naked!
Verdon’s plan was, apparently, to steal clothing. Which makes sense, for a naked man. Only Verdon didn’t steal, ya know, boxers or shorts or even a large poncho or mumu . . . no, all he stole was socks!
And he used the socks on his feet . . . not to cover himself elsewhere.
As he walked around the store in his new socks, the police arrived . . . and used a Taser to get him down. Afterward, he spat on a cop and fought them as they loaded him into a cop car.
He was arrested for indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property, and disorderly conduct.