A guy named Brad Sapp owns a recycling business in Carroll, Iowa. And earlier this week he was sorting some cans when he heard someone whisper, quote, “Get out of here.”

So he told his wife Carrie he’d heard a ghost. And she made fun of him . . . until she heard it too. She was working at the business a few hours later when she heard a voice screaming for help.

Here is after he got out… And with clothes on!

Because it turns out the ghost was a 29-year-old guy named Jordan Kajewski who was stuck in the chimney.

And when the fire department managed to get him out, he was totally naked. He said he was playing hide-and-seek and got stuck in there, but that doesn’t really explain where his clothes went.

And Brad says he recognized Jordan, because he’d come by three times in the past few weeks to ask for a job. So Brad figured the real reason he went down the chimney was to try to steal some cans.

Jordan was arrested for trespassing.

There’s a reporter for a local news station in Phoenix named Jonathan Lowe, and he was out covering a story on Monday afternoon . . . and really had to use the bathroom. We’re not sure how old he is, but he looks like he’s in his 30’s.

And it must have been a pretty urgent situation, because instead of finding one to use . . . he defecated right in someone’s front yard!!!

A neighbor who saw it from the across the street called the cops, and they arrested him for, quote, “public urination or defecation.” But a spokesman for the police department confirmed that it was not for urinating.

He’s facing a fine of up to $2,500, or six months in jail. The station wouldn’t say whether he’s been fired yet, but he’s worked there for about five years, and it looks like they already deleted his bio from their website.

Before they yanked it down, it said that he was originally from North Carolina . . . and brought a bit of, quote, “southern hospitality and charm” with him.

Here’s more proof that cell phones are absolute poison to relationships.

A couple recently got married in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, and then headed up to their hotel room to consummate the marriage.

But when the guy started trying to get-it-on, the guy’s new wife wouldn’t put her phone down . . . because she was so busy responding to friends and family members who were texting her congratulations.

The guy asked her if her friends were more important than he was, and she said yes!!!!

So he immediatly stormed out of the hotel and filed for a divorce.

A relative said that a divorce case was filed and the court referred it to the reconciliation committee to assess if the newly-weds could be reconciled.

But the groom was too hurt in his pride to forgive and refused to withdraw the case and insisted on the divorce.

Someone posted a video where they walk into a kitchen that looks like it’s either in a restaurant or a hotel. And when they turn the lights on, a bunch of rats start running up a pipe and through a hole in the ceiling.

A few people online counted, and apparently there were 23 of them.

The Putnam County Fairgrounds on Jefferson might be moving . The fairgrounds have been at the current location since 1957 but had been in three other locations through the history of the fair.

The first fairgrounds in 1856 were on Dixie Avenue just north of the square where Tennessee Tech is now.

In 1895 when the Railroad came through Cookeville a new fairgrounds was built next to the railroad near 10th St. and Washington Ave. The Fair even had it’s own train stop for people coming from Nashville and Knoxville.

The third site for the fairgrounds was built in 1932 on the corner of 4th St. and Maple Ave. The fair stayed in that location for 24 years. The fairgrounds had to move after a big fire broke out during the 1956 fair and burnt several buildings.

And that brings us to now… The Putnam County Fairgrounds have been on S. Jefferson since 1957

The fairgrounds might be moving for a 5th time in its history.. To the Old Cookeville Speedway.

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I’m not sure this qualifies for “Sexually Distracting”… But as a former teenage boy, the wind blowing is “Sexually Distracting”.

If this is worth getting sent home for, then every girl in 9th grade that wore those tight Guess jeans back in my day (CHS 92) would have been sent home!

If your only cardio is running from the cops, your life of crime is probably doomed.

A 21-year-old guy named Shawn Chapman from Howey-in-the-Hills, Florida shoplifted two steaks from a Publix grocery store last week, by shoving them down his pants.

But a security guard spotted him, so Shawn took off running.

Unfortunately for him, he clocks in around 300 pounds, and wasn’t quite ready for a high speed chase.

So the cops quickly caught up with him when he ran out of breath, and arrested him for retail theft.

A lot of people think that Kim Kardashian has had an adverse effect on morality. But is that her prime directive? Iran thinks so.

Iran’s Revolutionary Guard exists to protect the country and its culture from outside influence. And they say they’re under direct, deliberate attack from Kim. But she’s not working alone. She takes her orders from Instagram… Yeah Instagram.

Yes, Instagram has an evil plan to corrupt Iran’s women and children, so they enlisted Kim to undermine their Islamic lifestyle with her immoral selfies. Without a hint of irony or sarcasm, one official said, quote, “We are taking this very seriously.”

“People” magazine asked Kim about it in Cannes, France, and she said, quote, “I just landed and came here [from the airport]. I have not heard that one. Thanks for the heads-up.”

While all of this seems like a joke, the Revolutionary Guard has already arrested dozens of people for what they consider immoral and un-Islamic activity on social media.

Do you ever sit there watching your cat lick himself and think, “Man, I wish I could get in on that”? Well, now you can. Congratulations?

There’s a new product for sale called the Licki Brush, and it lets you finally experience the joy of licking your cat . . . but in a productive and sanitary way.

It’s shaped like a huge tongue, and you put it in your mouth. But it’s really a brush, so when you “lick” your cat with it, you’re brushing them.

It’s going to launch on Kickstarter soon, and if you sign up at LickiBrush.com with your email, they’ll let you know when it’s live. But there’s no word yet on how much it’ll cost.

I can think of a lot of reasons why people would be furious with Verizon and want to get revenge on them. So I’m disappointed that the guy who actually did picked one of the lamest reasons possible.

A Verizon employee named Michael Hathaway was doing some work in an underground vault in Westborough, Massachusetts back in August of 2013.

The vault was right next to a self-storage business that’s owned by a 73-year-old guy named Howard Cook Jr. And Michael parked his truck on Howard’s grass.

Well, you know there’s nothing that makes an old man angrier than someone on his lawn. And Howard was SO furious that he shut the lid to the VAULT to trap Michael inside. He also put rocks on top to make sure he was sealed in.

And the vault’s ventilation system turns off when the lid closes, so Michael was trapped without air. Fortunately his Verizon cell phone worked down there, and he called for help.

Howard just pleaded guilty to kidnapping, and got one year of probation and anger management classes.