Here ya go… the best ( clean ) ones we could find!

Should there be a law that says you can only get divorced a certain number of times?  Well, almost half of Americans say YES.

According to a new poll, 43% of us think we should limit the number of times people can get divorced.  It didn’t ask what the limit should be.

But it did ask when it’s okay to leave someone without trying to work things out first.  66% of people said it’s okay if there’s abuse going on, and 50% said it’s okay if the other person is struggling with drugs or alcohol.

But for everything else . . . including cheating, gambling addiction, and religious differences . . . the majority of Americans say you should try to work things out before divorce becomes an option.

My question is should we limit the number of times you can get married?

There’s nothing like sitting at your desk when the smell of a coworker’s tuna starts wafting through the office like a poisonous gas.  And you almost wish it was poisonous and would kill you . . . just to get you away from the smell.

The people at “Huffington Post” ranked the nine most offensive smelling foods you can eat at the office.  See if you agree with their picks . . .

1.  Fish you reheat in the shared office microwave.

2.  Hot dogs.  They mean cheap hot dogs that smell up the place . . . not delicious hot dogs on a grill.

3.  Any other kind of fish.

4.  Kimchi.

5.  Hard-boiled eggs.

6.  Raw onions.

7.  Reheated Chinese.

8.  Fast food.

9.  Popcorn.

TruMoo is selling a mint-and-vanilla-flavored green milk for St. Patrick’s Day.  Other dairies have sold green milk before, but they’ve always been regional . . . this is the first one to go nationwide.

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There’s a new wearable device that tells you when you need to go number 2.  I know what you’re thinking:  Do we really need wearable devices for every single thing?  But stay with me.

A company in California created a device called “D Free” . . . it attaches to your stomach, and tracks what’s going on in your intestines.

Basically it learns your pooping habits, and monitors the rumblings in your intestines to figure out when your bowels are moving.  Then it sends a warning to your phone ten minutes before you have to go.

That might not sound like a great reason to add yet another wearable device to your arsenal . . . but it’s not really made for you.  It’s for people with medical conditions who have a lot of “accidents” . . . or disabled people who need help when it’s time to hit the toilet.

Still, it would be nice for anyone to have a warning, so you’re not caught off-guard.  Then you can make sure you have a clear shot at a clean, private bathroom.

D Free should hit crowdfunding sites in a few months, and ship before the end of the year.  It’ll cost around $200.  We’re not sure what the name stands for.

Love it when by things happen to bad people!

Whether you saw “The Dress” as blue and black or white and gold, odds are you posted about it on Facebook.  They crunched the numbers on all of Thursday night’s posts about the dress, and here’s what they found . . .

58% of people saw it as white and gold, 42% saw it as blue and black.

Men were about 6% more likely to see it as blue and black.

The younger you are, the more likely you are to see it as blue and black.

And people looking at the photo on a computer were more likely to see it as blue and black . . . people on cell phones were more likely to see white and gold.

A women’s underwear company called True & Co. analyzed their data to find their biggest seller in all 50 states.  There are a lot of bras, underwear, and even more complex stuff like bodysuits and camisoles.

It’s hard to say who has the sexiest picks, since everyone’s taste is so different.

But we’ll give shout-outs to the states with the most exotic choices . . .

Vermont went with red lace boudoir bodysuits . . . in Michigan it’s black lace camisoles . . . and Texas went with multicolor satin boudoir bodysuits.

And then there’s the other end of the spectrum, where it’s really obvious who made the LEAST sexy picks.

In Colorado and Washington, the most popular type of lingerie is FLANNEL PAJAMAS.  And Tennessee is even worse . . . SWEATPANTS came in number one.

See All 50 States here

Matt “Megatoad” Stonie, a semi-professional competitive eater, set a new world record last weekend by putting away 182 slices of bacon in just five minutes. That’s over 7,600 calories and a whopping six pounds of fatty meat – or just over 11 full packs of your typical package of bacon. Stonie said, “As one of the youngest competitive eaters on the circuit, I’m always looking to push myself so I aimed to eat 150 slices, but when I passed that and got to 182 slices, I knew it must be because I’m fueled by bacon!” Stonie reportedly holds world records for eating the most gyros, birthday cake, frozen yogurt and pumpkin pie.

Bacon eating record broken today in Daytona. @MattStonie eats 182 pieces of bacon in 5 minutes pic.twitter.com/VhFzNkPucD

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 22, 2015

How much do you know about the people you work with . . . and how much do they know about YOU?  According to a new survey, 11% of us know something that could get another employee FIRED.

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