Jason Bailey

You probably know about the duckface, even if you’ve never done it yourself. It’s that face women make in selfies to look sexy, where they pucker their lips like they’re about to kiss someone.

Well, duckface is over! The new sexy pose for selfies is “fingermouthing.” That’s where you gently and strategically position your fingers on and around your lips.

Maybe you’re pulling on your lips a little, maybe just brushing against them, whatever it takes to look sexy and flirtatious . . . and maybe a little shy and mysterious.

A woman named Kristen Hancher who posts style photos on Instagram says it’s definitely now a “thing.”

Quote, “It feels more natural than to just pose. There’s some seductive implication as well, considering it brings focus towards the lips, but it also helps frame your face.”

I thought we could save you the trouble of looking through Facebook for videos from last nights Red White And Boom… So here ya go! Read More »

This is a really twisted game of fetch.

A 39-year-old guy named Rafat Shejaeya in Chicago was setting off some fireworks a few days ago, and he accidentally blew off part of his HAND.

And a few hours later, one of his neighbors let her dog out in the yard . . . and the dog came back with the hand in his mouth!!!

He found it about 250 feet away from where Rafat was setting off his fireworks, so it must’ve taken a hell of a blast for the hand to fly that far.

The woman called 911 and had them pick up the hand.

The doctors were able to reattach it, but they’re not sure how much function it’ll ever get back. And that’s really bad news for Rafat, since he works as a barber.

Piece of advice: Don’t eat the spinach dip at any parties or barbecues this weekend, unless you’re the first person to get to it. Because there’s a great chance someone else already befouled it. Read More »

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You know, just because there are two foods that are delicious separately, it doesn’t mean they should be Frankensteined together. Two chefs in New York City just created a new item: Hot Dog Ice Cream!

And it’s even weirder than it sounds. They infused ice cream with hot dogs, then froze it into a hot dog shape. The toppings are candied green cabbage, honey mustard, and blackberry-raspberry ketchup. And it’s served in a brioche bun.

It’s available at two restaurants called Morgenstern’s Finest Ice Cream and DBGB in Manhattan all month. And it’ll run you $7.50 to try it.

Someone came up with a way to make beer pong harder, by putting the cups on roombas, and letting them drift around the table. Read More »

Just in time for the Fourth of July, it’s time to call out half of the states in this country for below average patriotism.  Shame.  Shame!

The website WalletHub apparently isn’t worried about offending lots of people, because they just ranked all 50 states by how patriotic they are.

The Volunteer State didn’t do as well as I thought it would have. Tennessee came in 33rd.

They used criteria like active military members and veterans per capita . . . the percentage of people who voted in the primaries . . . the volunteering rate . . . and even how often people do Google searches for American flags.

The 10 most patriotic states are:  Virginia . . . Alaska . . . South Carolina . . . Colorado . . . Georgia . . . Hawaii . . . Montana . . . Alabama . . . Washington . . . and New Hampshire.

And the 10 least patriotic states are:  New Jersey . . . Connecticut . . . New York . . . Rhode Island . . . Illinois . . . Massachusetts . . . Pennsylvania . . . California . . . Michigan . . . and Louisiana.

If you’re heading to the beach this weekend, want to make sure your beer stays cold, don’t want to spend $2 on a beer koozie, and don’t mind looking like an extreme redneck . . . we’ve got your solution.

A woman in Louisiana realized you can use a toilet plunger as a beer koozie. Your beer should fit nicely in the mouth of your plunger, which keeps it cold, and you can plant the handle in the sand to keep it standing up.

I recommend cleaning your plunger first before you do this.

It must be tough to go through life with the name Ronald McDonald. But since this guy does have that name, shouldn’t he avoid fast food?

A 43-year-old guy in Lumberton, North Carolina named Ronald McDonald was at a Sonic last week, because his wife works there as a manager.

Ronald got into an argument with one of the employees, a 24-year-old guy named Telvin Drummond.

Then they pulled their guns and shot at each other. Ronald missed, but Telvin didn’t . . . and Ronald had to go to the hospital with injuries.

So far no charges have been filed because the cops are still investigating.