Jason Bailey

Nivea recently shot a new ad where a remote-control plane that looks like a seagull flies around at the beach . . . and poops sunscreen on little kids. It’s actually been online since at least May, but AdWeek.com just posted something this week about how dumb it is. Read More »

It’s hard to find something we can all agree on these days, so let’s hear it for this jerk . . . he’s bringing us together. There’s a guy in Houston named Lonnie Turner, who looks about 40. And he recently went on Facebook to complain about how his wife can’t seem to get along with his mistress!! He posted ... Read More »

Here’s the hypothetical question of all hypothetical questions. If you wouldn’t get fired . . . if you wouldn’t get demoted . . . if you wouldn’t have your salary docked . . . if you wouldn’t get arrested . . . if there were no consequences at all . . . would you punch your boss in the face? In ... Read More »

People at wedding receptions are mystifying . . . normal, civilized people act like they haven’t eaten in months the way they attack the buffet. And that went very badly at a wedding in Norfolk, England last week. 28-year-old Karyssa Smethurst of Norfolk got married, and apparently her family was hungry. As they grabbed for chicken in the buffet line, things got crazy. ... Read More »

I’m pretty sure if a giant bear is ever about to attack me, my reaction isn’t going to be, “Come at me bro.” But that’s exactly what this guy did. A 61-year-old man named Rick Nelson from Sudbury, Ontario, Canada was walking his dog on Sunday afternoon, when a bear cub poked its head out of a bush. But it was scared ... Read More »

At some point, we’ve ALL announced that we’re in “the middle of nowhere.” Well . . . believe it or not, someone just figured out the actual middle of nowhere. And it’s in Idaho. A blog called Vizual Statistix used the U.S. database of all major roads to figure out which parts of the U.S. are the furthest away from interstates, ... Read More »

43-year-old Madelyn Sheaffer of Independence, Missouri went to a water park with her family. And she declared independence from boring, un-sexy, one-piece bathing suits. Madelyn wore a string bikini to Adventure Oasis Water Park. She looks pretty good in it too . . . and I’m sure that means a lot to her, since she says she recently lost one ... Read More »

The Internet is going nuts over a video that supposedly shows a teddy bear come to life in the middle of the night, and roll on top of a woman while she’s sleeping next to it. Some people think it was possessed . . . other people think a ghost moved it . . . and everyone who’s not crazy knows ... Read More »

This guy’s an idiot, but dammit . . . he’s also a patriot!! A 22-year-old guy named Quinnlan O’Meara in Des Moines, Iowa was shooting off fireworks around 4:00 A.M. on Sunday. So the cops went to his place and saw him standing there . . . with a bunch of fireworks in his hand. Only, fireworks are illegal in ... Read More »

A recent semifinalist on “Poland’s Got Talent” did a magic trick on a Polish TV show the other day, where you slam your hand down on paper bags, and one of them has a nail in it. But he had one of the co-hosts do one, and something went wrong . . . because she ended up with a nail stuck ... Read More »