21-year-old Wu Hsia of Ningbo, China broke up with his 20-year-old girlfriend Jun Tang a few months ago. Now he’s dating 22-year-old Rong Tsao.

But Jun was not over him, and she’s been harassing Rong. So earlier this week, Wu had them both meet him at a park to get them to stop fighting.

But when they got there, the ex really escalated things. She jumped into a river to see if Wu would save her. Rong wasn’t going to let her get away with a stunt like that . . . so she jumped too, and made Wu pick who he was going to rescue.

Naturally, he picked his current girlfriend. Then he called his brother to come save his ex.

But it wasn’t all positive for Rong . . . she hurt herself when she jumped and had to go to the hospital.

I have some advice for this guy: Even though you’ve got two women fighting over you, the correct pick is neither one. I can smell the crazy on both of them and I’m sitting halfway across the world.

If you liked “The Dress,” there’s a drawing of a watch on the cover of a new comic book . . . and only one in 15 people can see the green hourglass on the watch face.  The rest of us can’t.

This is awesome!! I imagine this is what it would look like if that big fireworks store right before you get into Knoxville were to catch on fire.

Rolling Stone recently polled their readers to come up with a rundown of “The 10 Best TV Shows of the 1980s.” Here’s how the vote came out:

1. “Cheers”, 1982-1993

2. “Miami Vice”, 1984-1990

3. “Hill Street Blues”, 1981-1987

4. “Married with Children”, 1987-1997

5. “The Wonder Years”, 1988-1993

6. “Alf”, 1986-1990

7. “The A-Team”, 1983-1987

8. “Family Ties”, 1982-1989

9. “Moonlighting”, 1985-1989

10. “Night Court”, 1984-1992

he debate over whether you hang your toilet paper “over” or “under” is one of those chicken-and-egg things that people will argue about until the end of time.

If you somehow don’t know about the debate, it’s based on the two possible ways you can hang toilet paper on a roll.

In the “over” position, the paper hangs to the front. In the “under” position, the paper hangs to the back. People have been arguing FOREVER over which way is “right.” But not anymore.

A writer just dug up the original patent for the toilet paper roll from 1891. It’s by an inventor named Seth Wheeler, and it actually ANSWERS THE QUESTION, once and for all.

In the patent drawing, the roll is in the “over” position. So THAT’S your definitive answer.

If you accidentally hit a pole or a parked car during your driving test, you’d probably think it was the most embarrassing thing that could happen. And you would be wrong. Here are five true stories of EPIC driving test disasters . . .

1. The DMV tester had the driver slow down and pull over to the curb . . . but he did it in an area where there happened to be a lot of PROSTITUTES. A cop saw them, and stopped to question them for solicitation.

2. A woman was so nervous for her test that she BROKE WIND . . . and it smelled so bad the tester had to roll down a window. But the smell STILL wouldn’t go away, his eyes watered so much he lost a contact, and he canceled the test.

3. A woman accidentally drove off without the tester in the car . . . tried to do the test solo . . . then came back and asked how she did.

4. A guy accidentally put his car in drive instead of reverse and plowed into the DMV building . . . so he failed the test in less than two seconds.

5. A driver did a sudden stop on a hot day . . . and the tester’s WIG flew off because his head was sweaty. It stuck to the dashboard and the driver was laughing too hard to keep going, so the test was canceled.

he first round of March Madness starts tonight.  And if you’re still filling out your bracket, here are four tips from mathematicians that could help . . . Read More »

As far as running from cops go, this is pretty cool. Speaking for most guys here… That would be so awesome to do!

According to new research, moms deserve a salary of $253,000 a year for all the unpaid work they do.  Moms do an average of 119 hours of unpaid work every week for their family.  Here are the 10 jobs they do and what they should get paid per hour.

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We used to think the best advantage men had over women was being able to pee in filthy gas station bathrooms without making contact with the toilet seat.  this may be even better.

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