Ha! These guys will be fun to watch on the ACM Awards!

Hey @blakeshelton, like my new ink? pic.twitter.com/8cH7q4Lshe

— Luke Bryan (@LukeBryanOnline) April 1, 2015

There’s a promotional video for Sizzler that’s all over Facebook. It’s from 1991, and it’s so cheesy it seems fake. It’s almost five minutes long, and it’s filled with enough corny, patriotic clichés to fill ten campaign ads.

But the best part is the SONG. It’s about freedom, traditions, and America . . . since, quote, “Sizzler is the one who brings us choices.”

It’s been online for a couple years . . . apparently they made it for their annual meeting back in the day, to sell franchises.

This should be a grave warning to every guy out there who thinks it’s hilarious to stink up the bathroom, then watch people’s reactions when they walk in.

Apparently there’s a 34-year-old guy in Otaku, Japan with awful smelling poop . . . and it drove his 29-year-old wife, Emi Mamiya, crazy.

She finally had enough earlier this week . . . and when she caught a whiff after one of his particularly rancid trips to the bathroom, she stabbed him in the FACE with a knife.

He went to the hospital with a huge gash on his left cheek . . . and she was arrested.

She told the police she was also upset that he tried to help their three-year-old son use the toilet without washing his hands first. Plus, she didn’t want her kid in there, quote, “The toilet stinks so much that the child cannot even use it.”

Yes, that’s disgusting, but she didn’t have to make that big of a STINK. (Rim Shot!)

I will never understand parents who pick horrible baby names. They don’t even give the kid a fighting chance to have a normal life.

My Ex-Wife wanted to name our son Justin Thyme…. That didn’t happen thank God!!

People on Reddit.com have been sharing the worst baby names they’ve ever heard. Here are our 10 favorites . . . Read More »

It seems a little cruel to talk about tax refunds here on tax day, when some people have to write big checks to the government . . . but whatever. They won’t be able to see this through their tears anyway. Read More »

There are about five million things you can do wrong on a first date, and it’s impossible to know all of them. So at least you can memorize these few . . . just to slightly improve the odds of not spending the rest of your life alone?

Here are the top 10 turn offs on a first date, according to a new survey . . . Read More »

Ever since that photo of the dress went viral, people have been trying to find the “next dress.”  This . . . probably isn’t it.

There’s a new brain teaser photo going around online that could lead to people getting into arguments . . . maybe even fights.  And really, that’s all anyone wants.

It’s a photo that shows a cat either going UP a flight of stairs . . . or down.

And just when you think you’ve decided on an answer, you look at the picture slightly differently and change your mind.

I’ve settled on the cat going up . . . but I could flip-flop in two minutes.

This is a question that’s way harder to answer than it should be.

Who’s a more important member of your family: Your pet, or your mother-in-law? Read More »

When you’re walking down the street, sitting in a waiting room, or standing in an elevator . . . do you ever hear someone WHISTLING anymore?

A new survey found 70% of people say they hear less whistling than they did 20 or 30 years ago. And they’re probably right . . . a cultural historian at Syracuse University in New York says it IS disappearing.

And he blames it on . . . cell phones. Of course he does. Every change in modern society gets traced back to cell phones, right?

Since we’ve got our phones for unlimited distractions, we don’t need to whistle to mindlessly occupy ourselves anymore.

Plus, we’re far more likely to walk around now listening to music on our phones . . . which, again, means we’re not bothering to whistle.

It’s always good to start a relationship with a huge pile of lies!!

A new survey found 61% of people admit they lie on the first date . . . that means three out of every five times you go out with someone new, they’re not going to be totally honest with you.

The most common lie that women tell is about how old they are . . . they usually shave off three to five years. They’re also much more likely than men to lie about their name . . . possibly to avoid Facebook stalking or more serious stalking.

The most common lie that men tell is about how much money they make . . . on average they try to seem like they’re about 20% richer than they actually are.

So . . . when does the lying stop? 44% of people say they come clean by the third date. 22% wait until after they say, “I love you” and 9% wait until marriage!!! 25% never tell the truth until they get caught.