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Author Archives: Jason Bailey

You Should Get Married When You’re 31 If You Want It to Last

Most people would say there’s no “right” age to get married. You should do it when you find the person you love, and you’re both ready. Well . . . those people are well, wrong. There IS a right age to get married. And it’s 31. A new study out of the University of Utah found that people who get ... Read More »

There Are Four Different Types of Drunk People . . . Which One Are You?

Psychologists at the University of Missouri have found there are four different types of drunk people. Here are the four types of drunk personalities, and what percentage of people fall into each category. 1. 42% of us don’t really change much at all. 2. 20% get a lot of courage and become louder and more outgoing. And men are more ... Read More »

You Can Now Buy a Jewel That Covers Your Cat’s Rectum…. No Kidding

It’s official:  There is nothing left to invent.  I mean . . . that’s the only explanation for how someone thought of this. Someone just created a cat accessory called Twinkle Tush.  It’s a jewel that covers up your cat’s rectum. It’s perfect for anyone who hates staring right into their cat’s nasty place when it walks around with its ... Read More »

The Five Worst Things You Can Do at a Wedding

There’s a chance you’ve already made a horrible fool of yourself and ruined a few weddings this summer. But maybe this little bit of advice can stop you from doing it again. A new survey found the five worst things you can do at someone’s wedding. Unfortunately they’re most of the fun things you can do at a wedding too. ... Read More »

A Guy Rocks Out on His Recorder While He Sits in Traffic

Someone recorded a guy sitting in traffic in Pasadena, California, listening to “La Grange” by ZZ Top . . . and rocking  out to it on a recorder, like the ones they made you play in third grade. Then he starts driving while he’s playing, even though a cop is right next to him. Read More »