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Dailey Bailey: A Guy Finds Out His Chinese Tattoo Says “Windows 7”

windows 7 tattooA guy in Plymouth, England wanted to get his girlfriend’s name tattooed on his neck. And apparently he was all about the biggest trend of 2002, since he had the tattoo artist write it in Chinese.

But after he got it, he had a friend who spoke Chinese read it. And it turns out it wasn’t his girlfriend’s name . . . it translated to “Windows 7.”

It’s not clear whether the tattoo artist did it as a joke, or if he Googled the girlfriend’s name in Chinese and got confused.

Plymouth Herald

 

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Dailey Bailey: Ways To Show Your Wife The Love

What’s the best way to show your wife you love her? Men’s Health magazine asked married women that question. The main thing: It’s the little things that count.

– Notice when she’s stressed. Women don’t always ask when they need help. They stop talking, tell you everything’s fine, and sigh a lot. so take notice of her signals, then, do something that needs doing without being asked – the dishes, cleaning, take the kids, etc.

– Create a romantic routine. One of the women surveyed said that every time she takes a shower, her husband stops whatever he’s doing to scrub her back. “Although he’s done this since we wed almost eight years ago, it still makes me feel special each time,” she says.

– Problem solving can be unexpectedly romantic. Several of the women fondly recalled a time when their husbands performed a simple task that made their lives easier. Said one woman: “After he noticed my frustration in waiting for my laptop to work, my husband surprised me by ordering and installing more memory on it. I hadn’t complained about it; he just saw me struggling and fixed it.”

– Craft a surprise she’ll love. A little surprise brightens an otherwise mundane day and reminds her of your affection. One woman said that her husband has been hiding scratch-off lottery tickets around the house for her for decades. “His hiding places have been great,” she says. “He’ll wrap them in the toilet paper in the guest bathroom, or I’ll find them in my lingerie drawer. Discovering them is like finding money every time.”

– Make her coffee every morning, or bring her a glass of wine each night.

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Dailey Bailey: The Average Man Spends Eight Minutes Sitting on the Toilet… And Some Other Bathroom And Grooming Stuff

Here’s a good gauge to find out if you’re a speed pooper or not. According to a new survey, the average man spends eight minutes sitting on the toilet when he’s pooping.

Assuming you do it once a day, that adds up to around two entire days every year sitting on the toilet.

Here are a few more new stats on men’s bathroom and grooming habits . . .

Guys spend an average of $13.20 on haircuts.

Only 18% of men have looked in a woman’s medicine cabinet on a date.

65% wouldn’t share a toothbrush with their significant other.

And 76% of men believe they’re at least somewhat attractive.

 

On a related note, there’s a new app called “Pooductive” that lets you anonymously chat with other people sitting on the toilet.

 

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Dailey Bailey: The Top 10 Ways Your Coworkers Behave Like Children

You’d like to think that we could all behave like mature adults, since, you know, we are all adults. But that really doesn’t happen . . .

A new survey by CareerBuilder found that 77% of us have seen a coworker do something childish in the office. Here are the 10 immature things we see the most often . . .

1. Whining, 55%.

2. Pouting because something didn’t go their way, 46%.

3. Tattling on another coworker, 44%.

4. Playing a prank on another coworker, 36%.

5. Making a face behind someone’s back, 35%.

6. Forming a clique, 32%.

7. Starting a rumor about a coworker, 30%.

8. Storming out of the room, 29%.

9. Throwing a temper tantrum, 27%.

10. Refusing to share with other people, 23%.

CareerBuilder

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Upper Cumberland Spirit: White County Gallery

UC SPIRIT 200x200106-9 Kicks Country and Progressive Savings Bank asked White County to show their Upper Cumberland Spirit.  They did and it could win WCHS $1000! Check out the gallery below.

Now it’s your turn York Institute! Click Here to upload your pictures!

And be sure to come out Friday night for the Football Friday Tailgate Party from 5-7pm. We’ll have plenty of photo ops for you, your kids, and the entire community.

The school with the most Upper Cumberland Spirit Pictures at the end of the season wins the $1000 from Progressive Savings Bank.

You only have until Sunday at midnight to get all your pictures uploaded so get busy and show your Upper Cumberland Spirit!

WHITE COUNTY UPPER CUMBERLAND SPIRIT GALLERY:

 

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Country Stars Who Played Football

Football and country music seems to go hand and hand… So here are a few country stars who played back in the day.

Garth Brooks:

GARTH-BROOKS football

Toby Keith:

TOBY-KEITH football

Trace Adkins:

TRACE-ADKINS football

Darius Rucker:

DARIUS-RUCKER football

Kenny Chesney:

KENNY-CHESNEY football

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Dailey Bailey: It’s Official: Women Love Pizza More Than Men

I like any news about women gorging themselves on unhealthy food . . . don’t read into what that means about my personality, just take it at face value . . . and this news definitely qualifies.

A new study found two-thirds of the true pizza lovers in America are women.

The study defined a “pizza lover” as someone who eats at least one frozen pizza and one pizza from a restaurant every month.

Interestingly enough, 68% of pizza lovers exercise at least twice a week.

They’re also most likely to be in their 20s . . . which means the average pizza lover in this country is a young woman in decent shape. Who saw THAT coming?

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Dailey Bailey: The Five Biggest Dating Dealbreakers About Money

The people at Yahoo Finance recently talked to men and women in their 20s and 30s, and asked them about money habits that can ruin a new relationship. Here are the top five things that came up . . .

1. Not paying on the first date. More than three-quarters of women agreed that men should pay on a first date. Which is good, because nearly all of the men said they would cover the bill on a first date.

2. Asking about finances too early. Asking about stuff like their salary or credit card debt should be off-limits until the three-month mark.

3. Too much debt. Most women said credit card debt was a major turn-off, although some student debt is okay. And men also agreed that too much credit debt is a red flag, although they didn’t specify exactly how much is too much.

4. A low credit score. Nearly half of Americans said bad credit is a red flag.

5. The woman earning more. This one turned out NOT to be a dealbreaker at all. The stereotype is that men can feel threatened by a woman who earns more. But only one of the men surveyed admitted he preferred earning more. The rest said it would be a major plus if the woman did.

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