Sure, your unconditional love of bacon might give you heart disease . . . but it could also help you find actual love.

Oscar Mayer released a dating app yesterday. It’s called Sizzl, and it only matches you up with other people obsessed with bacon.

Obviously it’s a marketing ploy, but it IS an actual app. It matches you with people based on your bacon preferences, and a ton of people are already signed up.

When you build your profile, every question is about bacon. First it asks if you prefer pork or turkey bacon . . . which should actually be a question on EVERY dating site. Because if you say turkey, you’re un-datable.

It also asks if you like thick cut . . . smoked . . . maplewood . . . or low sodium bacon. Then you have to say whether you like it chewy, crispy, or burnt.

And the last question asks what you’d do if you were on a date, and there was one strip of bacon left . . . would you take it, let your date have it, or share it with them? Apparently they’re expecting people to go on a lot of breakfast dates.

You can download the app at FindBaconLove.com. So far it’s only available for iPhone users.

Here is the commercial for it… Pretty funny.

According to a list of ‘Facts You Don’t Know About Passing Gas,’ there are seven animals way more gassy than us: Termites, camels, zebra, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs. Check out six other stats . . .

1. The average person releases gas 14 times per day . . . or 17 quadrillion times over the course of your life. And vegetarians do it more than the rest of us.

2. That’s about 16 ounces of gas each day . . . or two cans of Coke.

3. 99% of it is odorless. It’s just the 1% from sulfur bi-products you have to worry about . . . a.k.a., hydrogen sulfide.

4. Women do it as much as men. No matter how much it may seem different, women are just as gassy, and release the same amount.

5. It travels at 10 feet per second. Remember that the next time you try to crop-dust in some discreet away. Not gonna happen.

6. You do it even after you die. Dead bodies have been known to release gas that way for up to three hours after death.

SOURCE: POSITIVEMED

We see a lot of studies that try to rank the happiest and least happy states in America, but this one’s pretty comprehensive . . .

WalletHub.com looked at 25 factors, including things like crime rates . . . how much sleep people get . . . how many hours they work . . . and how much time they spend outdoors.

And they found that the happiest state in America is UTAH . . . which also happens to be the state where people work the fewest HOURS per week.

The ten happiest states are Utah . . . Minnesota . . . Hawaii . . . Colorado . . . North Dakota . . . Nebraska . . . Washington . . . Iowa . . . Massachusetts . . . and Wyoming. So Massachusetts was the ONLY east coast state to make the top ten.

West Virginia came in last, just behind Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, and Tennessee.

A few more stats worth mentioning: People in South Dakota get the most sleep on average, and people in Kentucky get the least. And you’re the least likely to be depressed if you live in Hawaii . . . and most likely if you live in Oregon.

Some woman tricked her husband into thinking he was getting an iWatch for his birthday.  But then he opened the box . . . and it was actually a positive pregnancy test.  And you should check out the video, because he loses it, and starts crying.

A 30-year-old woman from the Ukraine named Olga Liaschuk holds a world record for using her powerful thighs to crush WATERMELONS. And a morning show in England had her on last Thursday to show off her skills.

She didn’t set a new record or anything, but she did manage to crush three of them in about 20 seconds.

No matter how many pictures and videos I’ve seen of Tim Mcgrw’s workouts, I’m still blown away when he goes into detail, which he did yesterday on “The Doctors”. Quote, “[Me and my] crew have a group mentality.

“We start in the morning around 11:00 in the gym and then in the amphitheaters we’ll run the lawn, the stairs, and then do a CrossFit section for an hour and a half.”

He also brings his own traveling gym. It has the usual barbells, dumbbells, exercise machines, and treadmills . . . but there are also weighted mallets, heavy ropes, and weighted shoulder harnesses that he carries on his back as he jogs. (???)

As for why he does this is, he says, quote, “I want to be healthy. I want to be around. I want to see my kids fulfill their dreams.” There’s a video of him and his crew in action on TheDoctorsTV.com.

The newest body trend you haven’t yet heard of: the thighbrow. The thighbrow is the crease created when you bring your leg up, where the thigh meets the hip.

Apparently the crease looks like an eyebrow – hence the thighbrow. Women are taking photos of themselves in swimsuits kneeling or lifting their legs up to create this crease and sharing their thighbrow online.

We’ve seen these lists before, but”Business Insider” crunched some old data and came up with a new ranking of the most stressful jobs.

And no, radio personality didn’t make the list. But it should . . . THAT’S how hard we work to make your day tolerable. Here’s the top ten.

1. Emergency dispatchers. That means police, fire, and ambulance. Their stress tolerance is 98.5 . . . that’s a number from zero to 100 that measures how frequently you have to accept criticism, and deal with high stress on the job.

Even worse . . . the average annual salary is only $39,410.

2. Nurse anesthetists. Sort of like an anesthesiologist, only you’re not a doctor. The stress tolerance is 98.2, but the average annual salary jumps to $158,900.

3. Telephone operators. We think that means customer service reps and call center people. Probably because of all the ABUSE we give them, when we just want answers from a real human being. Stress tolerance 98.2 . . . average salary $39,350.

4. Dancers. Yeah, we all saw “Black Swan”. The stress tolerance is 97. They didn’t list a salary, but it’s not like anyone does it for the money.

5. Obstetricians and gynecologists. Stress tolerance 96.5 . . . average annual salary $214,750.

6. Surgeons. We thought this would be higher too. But maybe they really ARE egotistical supermen, like they are on TV. Stress tolerance 96.2 . . . average annual salary $240,440.

7. Airline pilots, copilots, and flight engineers. Stress tolerance 95.2 . . . average salary $131,760.

8. Healthcare social workers. The stress tolerance is 95 . . . the average annual salary is $53,590.

9. Phlebotomists. They’re the people trained to draw blood from you for clinical or medical testing, transfusions, donations, or research. Stress tolerance 95 . . . average salary $31,890.

10. News anchor. Stress tolerance 94.7 . . . average salary $84,380

So basically . . . Don’t go into healthcare unless you can deal with your stress, and other people’s stress.

Wanna lose ten pounds by the holidays? Well, you’ve probably heard this before, but there’s some new science to back it up. Try drinking a glass of water before you eat.

Researchers at the University of Birmingham in England recently had people drink a pint of water 30 minutes before they had breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And in three months, they lost an average of nine-and-a-half POUNDS.

If you’re not a beer-drinker, a pint is 16 ounces. Which is a big glass of water, but that’s kind of the point. It makes you feel full, so you eat less.

Now, this doesn’t mean you can stop exercising and eat whatever you want. The people in the study also sat down with a nutritionist and got tips on how to be healthier in general.

But the water thing definitely made a big difference. The people in the study who didn’t do it lost an average of just 1.7 pounds. And that includes people who only did it before one meal a day instead of all three.

The phrase “I love you” gets thrown around in relationships so often, it can start to lose its impact after a while. So here are seven other things you can say, that are even better than “I love you.”

1. “You’re so hot.” Not as elegant maybe, but you know YOU’D want to hear it. And if you want to go all out, there’s always “You’re so effing hot.” In other words, you’re so overwhelmed by how good-looking they are, only a swear word will suffice.

2. “I’m more in love with you today than I was yesterday.”

3. “You just made me laugh so hard.”

4. “I love your body.”

5. “I hate everybody today except you.”

6. “I love watching you run / give a speech / play an instrument.” You get the picture. Being specific is harder but more meaningful than throwing out ‘I love you all the time.’

7. “You look even better now than when I met you.”