Unless you’ve got a super-fast metabolism . . . or you’re one of those communists who “doesn’t like dessert” . . . you’re going to gain weight over the next six weeks. Just admit it and plan your weight loss New Year’s resolution now.

According to a new survey, only 28% of Americans say they’re expecting to gain weight over the holidays.

55% say they do not expect to gain weight, and the rest aren’t sure.

91% of people say it will be their own fault for having no self-control when it comes to eating . . . although 29% also say they’re surrounded by such good cooks, they won’t be able to resist.

You probably shouldn’t go through your partner’s phone. Mainly because you need to trust them. But also because you really don’t want to find that one weird thing that’ll make you never look at them the same way.

A new survey found 41% of people admit they’ve dug around their significant other’s phone . . . and 12% have found something that made them take a break from the relationship. Here are the seven weirdest things they found . . .

1. A picture of a sex toy stuck to a car window.

2. Multiple pictures of cat poop.

3. Pictures of strangers wearing clothes the person wanted to buy.

4. The “My Little Pony” app.

5. A period tracking app on a man’s phone.

6. A picture of someone else’s pet spider.

7. And a picture of a pigeon eating a pie.

The survey also found 10% found signs that the person was cheating on them. Not sure if that’s more or less disturbing than the pigeon eating the pie. There’s something so unsavory about that.

The BBC has a new series called “Colour: The Spectrum of Science”. And a clip from a recent episode is going viral, because it tricks your brain into seeing a black-and-white photo of a castle in full color.

First they show the photo with a bunch of bright colors added in. And you have to stare at a blue dot for about 30 seconds. Then it switches to black-and-white . . . and if you keep staring at the center of it, it looks like it’s in color.

Some website explained how it works. But basically, staring at the bright colors messes with the light receptors in your eyes, and makes one of them stop working temporarily. And it only works because of the specific colors they used.

Remember back in June when Blake Shelton helped a guy who was stranded on the side of the road in Oklahoma? Well, he did another rescue on Friday, but this time he had to put in a little more work.

Bryar Blanton, Lenyell Blanton, Josh Turner, and Adrian Poplin slid into a big mud hole next to the Washita River in Ardmore, Oklahoma. (About 90 miles south of Oklahoma City.)

Two of them went looking for help, and eventually came across Blake. He gave them a ride back, and then tried to pull their car out with his truck. It didn’t work, so he got his tractor and came back to finish the job.

Bryar told “Entertainment Tonight”, quote, “After he helped, he talked to us for a minute then said he had to go. He had his bow with him, and we talked about hunting. He’s an all-around nice, caring guy.”

Bryar also posted a thank you on Twitter, and Blake responded with, “No problem. Now you boys stay outta jail.”

@blakeshelton just wanna thank you for helping us yesterday man. pic.twitter.com/Xi7D36oDmX

— Bryar blanton. (@bryar85) November 14, 2015

Crazy Alert!!!!

Kip Moore may not be a superstar in most people’s eyes, but to one woman– Jenna — he’s everything. Like, everything.

Jenna met Kip at a concert once and said it was “love at first sight.” She’s written him letter after letter, gotten Kip‘s signature tattooed on her back and she wants to have his “surfer babies.”

After Jenna attended her second concert of Kip’s she decided it was time to divorce her husband.

Jenna shared her story on the “Dr. Phil Show” and now, we’ve heard it all.

For something that’s supposed to be a private and personal experience, people sure are judging each other when they use the bathroom. A new survey found the most annoying things men and women do in the bathroom.

Here are the 10 most annoying habits women have . . .

1. Leaving a mess on the seat if they “hover.”

2. Not properly disposing of feminine hygiene products.

3. Not bothering to flush.

4. Not washing their hands.

5. Taking too long in public bathrooms, and causing a long line.

6. Always going to the bathroom in pairs.

7. Blocking the sink to look at their hair and makeup in the mirror.

8. Talking loudly to someone in another stall.

9. Not wiping down the seat.

10. Always leaving the toilet seat down.

And here are the 10 most annoying habits men have. . .

1. Not lifting the seat to pee, and getting it wet.

2. Not putting the toilet seat down.

3. Not bothering to flush.

4. Aiming badly and leaving puddles on the floor.

5. Not washing their hands.

6. Stinking up the place.

7. Breaking wind in public bathrooms.

8. Peeing in the sink if all the urinals are taken.

(Yep . . . guys at concerts and sporting events have been known to actually do this.)

9. Peeing outdoors if it’s more convenient.

10. Not wiping well enough and staining their underwear. (Really?)

The survey also found the five ways people try to stay hygienic in public bathrooms:

. . . covering the seat with toilet paper
. . . flushing with your foot
. . . hovering instead of sitting down
. . . never going number two in a public bathroom
. . . and using a paper towel to touch the door handle.

And finally, a few more random stats: 61% of people have peed in the shower . . . 41% have peed in a pool . . . and 43% admire what they’ve produced before they flush.

The “Huffington Post” asked women what they wish men would do on first dates. Here are seven of the best responses . . .

1. Actually ask her out on a date . . . not just to “hang out” or “chill.”

2. Hold the door open for her, and pull out her chair.

3. Admit you’re nervous too, so she knows she’s not the only one.

4. Put your phone away.

5. Don’t talk about your sex life.

6. Actually listen to her responses after you ask a question.

7. Don’t examine the bill like you’re itemizing what each person ordered.

Huffington Post

Conventional wisdom says you should probably avoid eating garlic if you’re going to be hitting on women.

Well . . . ignore that, stock up on gum, and go crazy on the garlic. Because even though it’s disastrous for your breath, apparently it’s amazing for your sweat.

A new study out of the University of Stirling in Scotland and Charles University in the Czech Republic found that the more garlic men ate, the more attractive they smelled to women.

Women rated them higher in four categories when they’d eaten at least four cloves of garlic: Pleasantness, attractiveness, masculinity, and intensity.

The researchers say it could be because garlic has so many antibiotic properties. Women have evolved to like the smell of garlic in sweat . . . since it’s a sign a guy is healthy.

More and more studies are finding that even light exercise like a 15-minute walk is good for you. But it doesn’t mean you’ll start dropping weight like crazy. Here are seven foods, and how far you’d have to walk to burn them off . . .

1. A can of Coke has 140 calories. So you’d have to walk 1.6 miles to burn it off.

2. A Snickers bar has 215 calories . . . 2.4 miles.

3. A Beef Chalupa Supreme from Taco Bell is 360 calories . . . you’d have to walk just over 4 miles.

4. A Grande Caramel Frappucino from Starbucks, 410 calories . . . 4.6 miles.

5. A Big Mac has 540 calories . . . so that’s 6.1 miles. Compared to 7.3 miles for a Whopper, which is 650 calories . . . or 12.5 miles for a Hot ‘N Juicy Triple cheeseburger from Wendy’s, which is 1,110 calories.

6. A Chipotle burrito with chicken, 1,050 calories . . . 11.8 miles.

7. A Bloomin’ Onion from Outback Steakhouse, 1,954 calories. You’d have to walk just under 22 miles to burn it off . . . about four miles short of a marathon.

Thanksgiving is only a few weeks away. Hope you’ve washed the gravy stains out of your eatin’ pants.

A new survey found a bunch of stats on the average Thanksgiving dinner around the U.S. Check ’em out . . .

1. The average Thanksgiving dinner has nine or 10 people, lasts two to four hours, costs $130, and took the host nine days of planning and prep.

2. Besides turkey, stuffing is the food people want the most. Mashed potatoes are second, and pumpkin pie is third.

3. 33% of people would pretend they cooked something that was really store bought if people compliment it.

4. 29% test out recipes before they use them for Thanksgiving.

5. And 75% of people would serve turkey that fell on the floor.