A magician from Finland wanted to see what would happen if he offered dogs a treat . . . and then made the treat disappear using a slight-of-hand trick.

The video of it is online, and you’d kind of expect them to find the treat anyway using their sense of smell.  But instead, they were all just way confused by it.

Apparently being a terrible person and pulling a “Weekend at Bernie’s” on your own Mom really puts you in the mood for boneless Buffalo wings.

David John Vanzo (Photo courtesy Hennepin County sheriff’s office)

57-year-old David Vanzo of Plymouth, Minnesota moved in with his mom back in 2007. She died this past January.

And before David reported it, he put her in a wheelchair, took her to the bank, and withdrew $850 from her account.

Then he dropped his mom off at home and headed straight to Buffalo Wild Wings. As one does.

He called the cops later that day and reported his mother had died. When they got there, their report says the house, quote, “smelled overwhelmingly of urine and feces” and David’s mother was lying on a soiled bed in her coat and boots.

They launched an investigation, and he was arrested on Thursday for criminal neglect and financial exploitation.

TheBoot.com put together their list of the “10 Worst Country Songs That Were Big Hits”. Toby Kieths “Red Solo Cup” was given the top spot, while Billy Ray Cyrus’ “Achy Breaky Heart” came in second. Here’s the full list:

1. “Red Solo Cup”, Toby Keith

2. “Achy Breaky Heart”, Billy Ray Cyrus

3. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”, Taylor Swift

4. “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk”, Trace Adkins

5. “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)”, Big & Rich

6. “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy”, Kenny Chesney

7. “Watermelon Crawl”, Tracy Byrd

8. “Stuck Like Glue”, Sugarland

9. “Dirt Road Anthem”, Jason Aldean

10. “That Don’t Impress Me Much”, Shania Twain

I usually wait until Mother’s Day to talk about how under-appreciated mom are. But I don’t think you could ever over-appreciate Mom!!! (Brownie points if my Mom reads this)

According to new research, moms deserve a salary of $253,000 a year for all the unpaid work they do. Moms do an average of 119 hours of unpaid work every week for their family. Here are the 10 jobs they do and what they should get paid per hour.

Housekeeper, $17 an hour.

Head chef, $25 an hour.

Teacher, $26 an hour.

Psychologist, $69 an hour.

Chauffeur, $18 an hour.

Entertainer, $44 an hour.

Personal shopper, $18 an hour.

Personal trainer, $29 an hour.

Lawyer, $72 an hour.

Nanny, $16 an hour.

How’s this for a big day? A woman in Mississippi recently got a cochlear implant so she could hear. And she was pretty emotional right after they turned it on.

Then she got even more emotional . . . because her boyfriend proposed in the doctor’s office, and said he wanted it to be one of the first things she ever heard.

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day here are some of country musics best drinkin’ songs! Vote on your favorite! Read More »

Want to impress people when you’re out drinking for St. Patrick’s Day? How about showing them you’re the MacGyver of drunks?

There’s a YouTube video floating around that shows how to get the cap off a beer bottle using nothing but a sheet of paper. It’s an old trick, but if you’ve never heard about it, here’s what you do . . .

1. Fold the paper in half from top to bottom. Then fold it in half long-wise three times, until it’s long and thick. Heh.

2. Now fold that in the middle, to turn it into a “V” shape.

3. Hold the bottle steady, put the “V” part under the cap, and pop it off.

You might want to practice once before you try to impress the ladies . . . you’ll be way cooler if you do it on your first try.

Think you’re an honest person? Once you hear this, you’ll realize just how much you lie! It’s, like, all day every day.

A new survey found the 10 most common “white lies.” And yeah, I’m pretty sure I’ve used all of them at some point. Check ’em out.

1. “I’m fine” . . . 92% of people have told that lie.

2. “I love this gift” . . . 80%.

3. “Sorry, I’m sick” . . . 78%.

4. “I didn’t see your text” . . . 72%.

5. “Let’s keep in touch” . . . 70%.

6. “This food you cooked is delicious” . . . 70%.

7. “I’m leaving in five minutes” . . . 69%.

8. “I’m on the way” . . . 66%.

9. “I’ll be ready in 15 minutes” . . . 65%.

10. “No, you don’t need to lose weight” . . . 63%.

The survey also found 27% of people lie to their coworkers more than anyone else . . . for 24% it’s their family . . . for 22% it’s their friends . . . for 11% it’s their significant other . . . and for 9% it’s their parents.

“The Cannonball Run” is the latest classic flick to get the remake treatment. It’ll be written and directed by Etan Cohen. He co-wrote “Idiocracy” and “Tropic Thunder” . . . and he co-wrote and directed “Get Hard”.

The original “Cannonball Run” came out in 1981, and starred Burt Renyolds and Dom Deluise as one of several teams competing in a cross-country road race.

It had a huge, all-star cast . . . at least for its time. It included Roger Moore, Farrah Fawcett, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Adrienne Barbeau, Terry Bradshaw, Mel Tillis, Jackie Chan, Bert Convy, Jamie Farr, and Peter Fonda.

Then there was a sequel in 1984 that starred Burt and Dom and some other stars from the original . . . plus Frank Sinatra, Telly Savalas, Shirley MacLaine, Tim Conway, Don Knotts, Tony Danza, Ricardo Montalban, Joe Theismann, and Abe Vigoda.

Here is the opening from the original

Most of us don’t know anything about college basketball ( although I think I have filled out a perfect bracket ). But we do know no human being should have a name like Cinderela Guevara, Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, or Lt. Charlene Sprinkle-Huff.

There’s a website called NameOfTheYear.com that runs its OWN version of March Madness every spring. They find the 64 craziest REAL names in the news over the past year, and have them battle it out in a tournament.

The voting starts in a few days on their website.

The four top seeds are a chemist named Tillmann Buttersack . . . a professor at Duke named Pope McCorkle the Third . . . a pro cricket player from Zimbabwe named Joylord Gumbie . . . and a teenage criminal named Shuntayvious Primes-Willis.

Last year, a woman named Amanda Miranda Panda beat a guy named Lancelot Supersad Junior to take the title.