Two trucks collided in Florida yesterday and, in the process, they somehow recreated the food and drink options at every one of my parties until I turned 28.

29-year-old Zachary Basinger was driving a truck for Frito-Lay on a freeway in Brevard County, Florida around 3:30 A.M. yesterday, and he decided to pull over and stop on the shoulder.

Meanwhile, 54-year-old Roberto Rodriguez was also driving a truck on that freeway, for Anheuser-Busch. And he was trying to change lanes, but had to swerve quickly because of another car on the road.

His truck slammed into Zachary’s . . . and their cargo spilled everywhere. The freeway was covered in bags of Doritos and Cheetos, and cans of Busch Light.

Fortunately, neither of them was seriously hurt, but Roberto got a ticket for failing to maintain a single lane. The freeway was shut down for three hours to clean up the mess.

CBS 12 – West Palm Beach

According to a new survey, these are the 10 worst things you can say to a woman:

1. Asking “When’s the baby due?” . . . when she’s not pregnant. 26% of people said this is the worst thing you could say.

2. Answering “Yes” when she asks if her butt looks big. 17%.

3. “You look tired.” 13%.

4. “Calm down.” 12%.

5. “Do you need help parking?” 11%.

6. “You look more like your mother every day.” 8%.

7. “I told you so.” 5%.

8. “How much did you pay for that hairdo?” 4%.

9. “Should you be eating that?” 3%.

10. “Don’t you have some vacuuming to do?” 1%.

According to a new survey by a shopping center in London, your man will lie to you to get out of shopping.

More than half of women . . . 56% . . . think their husband or boyfriend has told them an outfit looked good, even though it didn’t . . . just to end a shopping trip.

That’s probably why women said that husbands and boyfriends were the worst people to shop with.

Three out of four women said that their mother was the most honest person to shop with . . . because she would tell them if an outfit looked bad.

Despite mom’s honesty, women would rather shop with someone who knows when to lie. Their favorite person to shop with is a best friend.

Well this sends allllllll the right messages to kids . . .

On Sunday afternoon, the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle, Washington hosted an Easter egg hunt for kids, mostly between four and six years old.

Buy it went BAD, when two little kids started going for the same cluster of Easter eggs. One of the kids’ moms actually shoved the other kid, so her kid could get to the eggs. That kid’s mom saw . . . and punched the other mom in the face.

The two of them got into a bloody brawl until other parents could pull them apart. Meanwhile, a ton of kids stopped grabbing eggs . . . and started crying.

The mom who threw the punch took off before the cops could get there. The other mom said she wasn’t interested in pressing charges, and apparently she won’t be charged for shoving a kid.

There was a scare at a church and daycare in Seattle on Friday when, quote, “cough-inducing fumes” started coming from a bathroom.

They called 911, the police evacuated the place, and the hazmat team bravely charged in to figure out what was emitting those toxic fumes into the air.

And it turned out to be . . . a can of Axe body spray.

The can was malfunctioning and wouldn’t stop spraying. And if you’ve ever smelled Axe body spray, you can see why a constant stream of it would be enough to send a ton of people running and gagging.

Fortunately, no one had to go to the hospital. There’s no word on whose Axe body spray it was.

Firefighters have evacuated church and daycare while investigating suspicious item 4500 blk of 16th Ave NE. pic.twitter.com/RzvczSuPKa

— Seattle Fire Dept (@SeattleFire) March 18, 2016

In a new survey, three out of four people say their lives are pretty boring. And based on this list of the ways people try to spice things up . . . their lives are going to stay boring. Read More »

I don’t know all the guidelines you have to follow when you’re the Easter Bunny at a mall. But I assume dropping kids on the ground and fighting with parents are both frowned upon . . .

An Easter Bunny at a mall in Jersey City, New Jersey accidentally let a one-year-old kid fall off his lap after they took a picture together on Sunday . . . and it started a huge brawl with the kid’s dad.

Someone posted two videos where the Easter Bunny guy already has his rabbit head off, but the rest of his costume is still on. And he and the dad throw punches for a few seconds before they’re separated.

Then the Easter Bunny guy throws his gloves off like a hockey player . . . goes after the dad again . . . and they wrestle around on the floor until security guards break it up. (Watch the raw videos here. Warning: Profanity.)

The guy in the costume was a 22-year-old employee. And we’re pretty sure he lost his Easter Bunny gig, because the mall is having other employees fill in for him now.

He and the kid’s dad both ended up at the hospital with minor injuries. But no one’s filed any charges yet, and the cops are still investigating.

None of us will ever have a job interview go this well.

18-year-old Devin Washington was interviewing for a job at a Popeyes in New Orleans on Saturday afternoon. He was talking to the manager, a woman named Danyanna Metoyer.

Suddenly, a 50-year-old guy named Pablo Ciscart busted into the Popeyes and grabbed a bunch of money out of the register when the cashier opened it.

When Danyanna tried to block Pablo, he pushed her. And that’s when Devin jumped in.

He grabbed Pablo from behind in a bear hug. Pablo dropped the money and Devin kept holding him until the cops got there and arrested him for robbery.

Danyanna said that even before all that happened, she’d decided to hire Devin . . . but afterward, she told him, quote, “You’re hired. You earned it.”

Nola.com

According to a survey of relationship experts by YourTango.com, women really can change a man. 96% of experts say that great husbands are MADE, not born.

And women looking for a long-term relationship should feel free to date a guy who’s a ‘bad boy’. 85% of experts say it’s possible for a woman to reform him and make it work.

Single dads are also a good choice: Three out of five experts say that guys with kids would be excellent long-term relationship material.

And just because a guy is over 40 and hasn’t been married, that doesn’t mean he’s got commitment problems or other issues. 55% of experts say he’s worth the risk.

On the other hand, 88% say that women should stay away from mama’s boys . . . and 89% say not to waste time with guys who are addicted to drugs, alcohol, gambling, or sex.

This Easter, two-thirds of people will follow an annual tradition and bite the heads off several rabbits . . . marshmallow rabbits.

According to a new survey by the people who make PEEPS, 65% of people say they eat Peeps by biting the head off first. 13% eat the tail first, and 16% take small bites all over the body. Some of this sounds sexier than it should….

The survey also found half of people will only eat one or two Peeps on Easter . . . but 8% will eat between six and 10.

And finally, they asked people the old question, “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” 72% went with the chicken. Which is wrong. Science has proven it’s the egg.