A drunk guy in his 20s went to a McDonald’s in Cork, Ireland and ordered himself a Happy Meal.

And I’m guessing in his drunken logic, he figured since he ordered a kid’s meal, he should really sell the bit . . . so he tried to squeeze into a McDonald’s highchair.

But he got stuck, and couldn’t get himself out. The staff called the police and three cops showed up to help pull the guy out of the high chair!

They were able to get him free. No charges are going to be filed.

McDonald’s Ireland actually had a pretty good response to this. Quote, “McDonald’s is aware of the incident . . . we recommend that children don’t use the high chair without adult supervision.”

In the modern world of cyberbullying, it’s almost reassuring to know there’s still room for old-fashioned regular bullying.

Two women in Philadelphia who’ve been fighting over the same guy finally had it out last week. One of the women is in her 20s and the other is in her 30s.

So the younger woman went to the 30-year-old’s house last Wednesday, along with her mom and eight or nine friends . . . and they went all “Goodfellas” on the place.

First they smashed in all the windows and the front door with a baseball bat . . . then they dumped a box of rats into the house. Also, someone apparently stole the woman’s purse and punched her.

The police are still trying to track down all 10 or 11 of the suspects.

Obviously there’s nothing weird about America and if someone says there is, we should fight them. That being said . . . I guess it’s possible that someone from another country might be surprised by one or two things here. Read More »

I hope you’re wearing your judging pants, because it’s time to get your shame on.

Pez candy sponsored an Easter egg hunt in Orange, Connecticut on Saturday morning. But it turned into chaos . . . because the parents couldn’t control themselves.

There were 9,000 eggs planted around three different fields. But while the kids waited patiently to start hunting, their parents stormed the fields. The adults started grabbing eggs, knocking over kids, and shoving each other.

Pez issued a statement afterward apologizing for what happened, quote, “Due to the actions of a few, the good intent quickly turned into a mess . . . we only wanted to do good for the local community.”

Fortunately, there weren’t any injuries reported, and as far as we know, no one was arrested.

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Here’s a good anecdote for just how little time kids today spend playing outside: A new survey found a lot of kids spend less time outside on an average day than prison inmates.

One in three kids between five and 12 years old play outside for around 30 minutes. Meanwhile, the U.N. guidelines require that prisoners get at least one hour a day outdoors.

And when researchers went inside Indiana’s Wabash maximum security prison to talk to inmates about their findings, they were floored, to say the least.

“Wow,” one prisoner said.

“That’s depressing,” another inmate said.

“I don’t even know what to say to that,” another said.

In honor of the upcoming Easter Egg Hunts…. Egg Hunt Fails! Read More »

There’s a discussion on Reddit.com right now where people are sharing the worst name they’ve ever heard. There are so many ridiculous ones on there, it’s hard to pick the best, but here are 10 of our favorites . . . Read More »

A video of a hydraulic press crushing a hockey puck was all over the Internet this week. And now there’s a new one for Easter, where the same guy crushes an Easter basket . . . a chocolate bunny . . . and a chocolate egg.

Y’all remember having to actually go somewhere to rent a movie?

James Myers rented “Freddy Got Fingered” in 2002 and now its come back to haunt him.

A police officer stopped James Meyers for a broken tail-light. But when the officer checked Meyers’ license, he found an old warrant charging Meyers with theft of the tape.

What an era we live in, where we can all hear about a stranger’s hilariously disgusting first date without having to even get out of bed.

A woman from Toronto just went on a date that had . . . um . . . quite a twist. And she was kind enough to tweet out the entire story the next day.

She went out with a guy on Sunday, and they wound up going back to his place. She excused herself . . . to poop. But his toilet wouldn’t flush, and she panicked.

So, quote, “There was only one single piece of poop . . . so I got toilet paper and removed [it] . . . I wrapped it in multiple layers of toilet paper, and put it in my purse.”

Then she went back out to the couch, they started making out, and he told her she was beautiful . . . but, quote, “all I can think of is the piece of poop in my purse.”

He eventually went to the bathroom and apparently fixed the toilet, because she heard it flush. So she went in there and disposed of the evidence without him ever knowing.

There’s no word if there’s going to be a second date . . . or if he found out the truth now that this story is going viral. She’s also questioning her decision to share it, quote, “All the hard work I put into being a hot girl . . . now I’m just the poop girl.”

I am a confident, calm and self assured woman…so I felt comfortable popping in his bathroom. This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016