A teenage girl woke up from having her wisdom teeth removed and said, “I feel like a unicorn just took me on a ride to a magical palace.” Then she started rapping about Jesus.

– Watch More Funny VideosGirl Trips After Wisdom Teeth Removal

God definitely wants this guy to be alive . . . even though he has a twisted way of showing it.

A man lost control of his SUV in Malibu, California on Saturday afternoon. He crashed through a guardrail and the SUV wound up hanging halfway off a cliff.

Somehow, he managed to get out safely. But he was disoriented and wandered into the road . . . where he was promptly hit by a bus.

Amazingly, he survived that too! He was taken to the hospital with minor injuries.

Two cops recently came up with a list of ways to get out of a ticket if you’re pulled over. And some we’d seen some before, like don’t argue, and know where your registration is. But here are a few you might not think about . . .

1. Put your turn signal on as soon as possible, even if there’s nowhere to pull over. That way they know you’re at least trying to. But if they turn their lights and their siren on, it means they think it’s a good place to stop, so pull over right away.

2. Kiss up to them before they go to their car to run your info. That’s usually when they decide whether or not to give you a ticket. And once they write one, they can’t take it back. Writing a ticket and then ripping it up only happens in movies.

3. Don’t be short with them, but don’t talk too much either. They might get suspicious if you give a one-word answer to every question. But they might just get annoying if you start rambling too much.

4. Try to make them laugh. Which sounds a little risky, but apparently it works. We’re assuming a bad joke has the opposite effect though. So don’t force it.

5. Mentioning that you know a cop does work sometimes. So if you can work it into the conversation, go for it. Or if you were in the military or someone in your family is, that might work too.

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If you don’t know one of the couples… You might be one these couples!

Here’s a list of the six most annoying couples at a cookout, from MSN Living.

1.  The Grill Masters.  They’re the ones who take over the grill and make sure everyone knows about it.  If you try to do it your own way, they tell you what you’re doing wrong.  And if you let THEM do it, they STILL have to explain it in detail.

2.  The Sharers.  This is the lovey-dovey couple who share everything . . . they eat from the same plate, they take sips from each other’s drinks, they try each other’s desserts.  And they sit on each other’s laps, even when there’s lots of space.

3.  The Boozers.  These two are great for an hour or two.  They bring lots of alcohol, they mix drinks for everyone.  But halfway through the party they’re already trashed.  And then they start fighting, or they split up and complain about each other all night.

4.  The Performers.  These two want to make everything into a reality show.  They make sure everyone knows it what they’re doing, and every conversation is either bragging about themselves, or gossiping about someone else.

5.  The Health Nuts.  These two won’t eat anything that anyone else brings, and they ask you to scrape off the grill before they can cook their veggie patties.  Worst of all . . . they DON’T DRINK.

6.  The Superiors.  These guys think they’re somehow better than everyone else.  You ask them to bring bratwursts, and they come with artisan sausage.  They probably only came because they see your party as an interesting sociological experiment.

Tonight on The Voice… more Knockout rounds and Brittany Kennell is on Team Blake and she hopes she can make it through to the live show. Check out the full interview here:

If you missed here performance in the Blinds round here it is:

And She killed it in the Battle Round:

The collective brilliance of the Internet continues to amaze me. There’s a video on YouTube where a guy mows his lawn . . . but without actually doing any work. Read More »

With all the strides we’ve made in technology, you’d think we’d have figured out how to avoid this by now.

According to a new survey, 40% of us have injured ourselves trying to get through hard-to-open packaging in the past two years.

Products that are encased in hard plastic are the most difficult to open, and cans are the most dangerous. And anything that requires you to peel away a specific piece of plastic . . . like on a CD . . . also causes problems.

89% of us have used scissors to open something . . . 66% have resorted to using a knife . . . 8% have used a box cutter . . . 6% used a screwdriver . . . and 2% have tried bashing through the packaging with a hammer.

It’s so frustrating that 19% of people say they actually avoid certain products because they’re too hard to open.

This might be old, but there’s a video going around of a “Man” freaking out over a dead rodent in his living room while his kids watch. Read More »

And now, a survey to make you feel completely inadequate. A clothing company called Austin Reed surveyed 2,000 women to figure out the qualities that make up the “perfect man.” See how many of these 26 criteria you meet . . .

Physical. Six feet tall. Muscularly toned and athletic. Brown eyes. Short dark hair. Smooth chest. Clean shaven. Good fashion sense, but gets ready in 17 minutes or less. Wears jeans and a v-neck sweater.

Habits. Non-smoker. Prefers beer over wine or cocktails. Admits when he looks at other women. Eats meat.

Education, Career, Money. College degree. Earns more than you . . . approximately $76,000-a-year. Drives an Audi.

Hobbies. Loves shopping. Watches football. Can swim and ride a bike. Knows how to change a tire. Has a driver’s license. Likes dramas and reality shows.

Other Emotional Stuff. Calls his mom twice a week. Says “I love you” only when he means it. Is sensitive when you’re upset. Has a good sense of humor. Wants a family.

Do you know the names of the people who live next door to you? Or, have you ever screamed at the people next door to you, and suggested bad things might happen to them if they weren’t careful?

According to a new survey, 25% of people admit they don’t know their neighbors’ names.

About the same percentage . . . 23% . . . have gotten into a fight with a neighbor in the past five years, or felt threatened by them.

Noise was the biggest reason for fights, at 37%. The other main reasons were arguments about parking, pets, and children.

And about 6% of people say they’ve never even seen the people who live next door to them.