In case you’re creeping other people out, we found a scientific study that’s going to be useful. Not for me . . . I’m suave and amazing. This is for other people.

A new study by the British Psychological Society found the habits and qualities that make someone seem creepy. Here are the top 10 . . .

1. Wearing strange or dirty clothes.

2. Having pale skin.

3. Bags under your eyes.

4. Messy hair.

5. Steering a conversation toward one topic . . . especially sex.

6. Asking to take a picture of someone.

7. Greasy hair.

8. Standing too close to people.

9. An unusual smile.

10. Bulging eyes.

The study also found the four creepiest jobs are clown . . . taxidermist . . . sex shop owner . . . and funeral director. The creepiest hobby is collecting something weird, like fingernails or insects.

If you’re drunk and you call 911 to say something stupid, there’s a chance they’ll give you a pass and you won’t get arrested.

This woman didn’t stop with just one call.

Lisa Makris of Boca Raton, Florida

45-year-old Lisa Makris of Boca Raton, Florida got drunk on Sunday night. At 4:54 A.M. on Monday, she called 911 and told them she needed help finding her car. She said she’d blacked out drinking and lost it.

So the dispatcher told her that wasn’t a reason to call 911, and hung up.

But Lisa called back again . . . over and over and over. By 6:50 A.M., she’d called 911 eight times!! All to get help finding her car.

So a cop finally went to her house . . . but not to help her. To arrest her, for misuse of 911.

And there’s no word on whether she ever found her car.

If I asked you if you were a criminal, you’d probably say no. And you’d probably believe it. Well . . . you’re wrong! Read More »

Cooter… Or Ben Jones.. Called in to talk about Cooters Place in Nashville and the opening of Daisy Country. We also talked about Merle Haggard’s death and more. Read More »

One of the great, pointless debates of modern life is the right way to hang a roll of toilet paper. Do you go with the “over” style, where the paper hangs to the front, or “under,” where the paper hangs to the back?

Well, believe it or not, a therapist ran a study on 2,000 people to see if the way you hang toilet paper is a window into your personality . . . and she actually  find one connection.

People who put a toilet paper roll in the “over” style are more dominate. People who hang the roll “under” style are more submissive.

She also found that the “over” people are SO dominant, sometimes they actually switch the paper at other people’s houses if it’s “under” style.

For what it’s worth, last year, someone actually dug up the original toilet paper roll patent from 1891 and found that in the drawings, the roll is in the “over” style.

Darryl Worley took some time to call Jason today to talk about his show on April 22nd at The Crossville Palace Theater.

According to a new survey, here are the top five pet names that couples have for each other:

#1.) One in three couples call each other “Baby” or “Babe”. Its popularity is probably because of “50 Shades of Grey”. (–The main character, Christian Grey, would end notes with, quote, “Laters, Baby”.)

#2.) One in eight couples use “Love” or “Lovely” as a pet name.

#3.) “Darling” fell to third place after being the most-popular pet name last year.

#4.) “Sweetie” or “Sweetheart”.

#5.) “Gorgeous”.

We found a list online of the top ten things you shouldn’t do at work, because they might annoy your co-workers. Or if you hate you co-workers, you can do these more I guess . . .

1. Bragging. It’s okay to share good news, just don’t brag about it. And that applies even if it’s not related to work, like your kid getting into a prestigious school, etc.

2. Showing up to work late. It’s annoying if you do it a lot, and the same goes for constantly showing up late for meetings.

3. Being a slob. Meaning your desk is gross, you have poor hygiene, or you leave the office kitchen a mess.

4. Doing too much personal stuff during work hours. Like making phone calls, shopping online, or browsing Facebook fall day.

5. Complaining too much. Even if it’s about your boss and everyone hates him.

6. Calling off work when you’re not really sick. Obviously no one has to know unless you tell them. But there’s a good chance one of your co-workers will check social media to see if you posted anything.

7. Nervous habits. Especially if they are noise distractions, like snapping your gum or playing with your keys.

8. Interrupting people. It’s annoying anywhere, but especially at work. And even if you’re the boss, you shouldn’t do it.

9. Trying to sell them stuff. Don’t recruit them for every pyramid scheme you get wrapped up in. And even selling Girl Scout cookies might annoy people, especially if they have a daughter and decided to not sell them at work.

10. Swearing. If you did it at a bar after work, they might not even notice. But dropping F-bombs in an office setting is pretty jarring and unprofessional.

Someone noticed that in the most recent J.C. Penney catalog, they’re selling a woman’s skirt with a flower on it.

But since it’s a white skirt with an abstract pink and purple flower right over the crotch, it looks a lot like it’s, um, the woman’s special lady time and she had a really embarrassing accident.

A picture on their website shows the flower is more on the leg than the crotch, but the angle of the photo in the catalog shows the skirt has the potential to look really bad.

In the Blind Auditions Adam did “Tennessee Whiskey” and it was awesome! He picked Blake Shelton to be his coach. Adam has now moved on to the live show portion of The Voice!

Here’s Jason talking to Adam:

If you missed him singing “Tennessee Whiskey”… You can watch it: