I guess when you finally decide to get your yard work done, you’re not going to let anything get in your way.

A guy named Theunis Wessels from Three Hills, Alberta, Canada was mowing his lawn on Friday as a tornado passed through the area. And his wife took a crazy picture of him mowing with the giant tornado looming behind him.

But he says it was fine . . . because he was keeping an eye on it

Maybe we should’ve seen this coming.

If you missed it somehow, over the past few weeks, people have been going crazy about rompers for men. They’re called “RompHims,” and the Kickstarter for them has raised nearly $360,000.

And now, we’ve got the first in what’s sure to be a long line of ridiculous new men’s fashion items trying to draft off the RompHim’s success.

A clothing company in L.A. called Hologram City just released new lace shorts for men. They come in pastel colors . . . they’re very see-through . . . and you can buy a matching lace button-down shirt to go with them.

If you’re interested in buying them, which you’re not, the shorts and shirt each sell for $49.

I know a few people whose diet is already 95% pizza. So this isn’t that surprising. If you could only eat one food the rest of your life, what would it be? A new survey asked people, and pizza was the #1 answer.

Here are the top ten . . .

1. Pizza.

2. Steak.

3. Ice cream.

4. Spaghetti.

5. Bacon.

6. Fried chicken.

7. French fries.

8. Grilled cheese.

9. Chinese food. Which is kind of cheating, because it’s not really one food.

10. Macaroni and cheese.

Cheeseburgers just missed the top ten at #11 . . . nachos at 12 . . . pancakes at 16 . . . donuts at 19 . . . chocolate at 26 . . . and APPLES made the list at #33. That’s pretty much the only “healthy” thing in the top 50.

It’s time to see just how much dirty money your tongue can earn.

A ridiculous new survey by Buzzfeed asked people if they’d lick different things for $20. Here are the results . . .

1. A dollar from a convenience store . . . 68% would lick, 32% wouldn’t.

2. Your best friend’s foot . . . 65% would, 35% wouldn’t.

3. A random dog . . . 53% would, 47% wouldn’t.

4. A stranger’s iPhone screen . . . 42% would, 58% wouldn’t.

5. Underwear at a store that look clean, but may’ve been tried on . . . 38% would, 62% wouldn’t.

6. The bottom of your own shoe . . . 37% would, 63% wouldn’t.

7. A toad . . . 29% would, 71% wouldn’t.

8. The floor of a McDonald’s . . . 12% would, 88% wouldn’t.

9. A stranger’s foot . . . 10% would, 90% wouldn’t.

10. A stranger’s earbuds . . . 8% would, 92% wouldn’t.

11. A dead fish . . . 5% would, 95% wouldn’t.

12. A stranger’s armpit . . . 4% would, 96% wouldn’t.

Spelling is kind of a lost art . . . people either have everything automatically spell-checked, or just don’t care if they’re right or wrong. But still . . . wow.

Google just put together a map with the word that every state has the most trouble spelling . . . based on the number of searches for “how to spell” that word and all of its possible misspellings. Tennessee’s word is Chaos… Here are some of the highlights . . .

1. A few states have nothing to be ashamed of. Like, the most misspelled word in Connecticut and West Virginia is “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.” I’m not sure it’s possible to spell that word right.

2. Other states that Googled a legitimately tricky word include Michigan, Washington, Alabama, and Maine . . . all of which had trouble spelling “pneumonia.” And New Hampshire, where people have trouble spelling “diarrhea.”

3. But now, the BAD ones. People in New Mexico somehow had the most trouble spelling “banana” . . . people in Ohio, New York, Minnesota, and California had trouble spelling “beautiful” . . . and people in New Jersey can’t spell “twelve.”

4. But the most embarrassing is a tie between South Dakota, where the most commonly misspelled word is “college” . . . and Wisconsin, where the most commonly misspelled word is “Wisconsin.”

Our team traveled the roads this morning around the Upper Cumberland. Here is what they saw.

Tomorrow 5-18-17 we will be looking for our first Book Of Records entry.

The first entry will go to the couple who has been married the longest… Is that you? Somebody you know?

Call us between 7 and 8 AM tomorrow and let us know! 931-526-6969 or 800-869-1069

Thanks!

Jason And Tony

This is certainly off-beat, but it could spark some conversation. The website WhiskeyRiff.com figured out what country artists you listen to according to your zodiac sign.  It’s how your personality matches up with the artist.

1.  Aquarius:  You’re simple and unassuming, and you accomplish goals in quiet, unorthodox ways . . . but you get results.  You listen to Josh Turner, Easton Corbin, Zac Brown, and Cam.

2.  Pisces:  You have vast amounts of knowledge, but you’re humble.  You’re honest, unselfish, trustworthy, and have a quiet disposition.  You listen to Drake White, Carly Pearce, Michael Ray, and Dustin Lynch.

3.  Aries:  You’re creative, adaptive, and insightful.  You can also be strong-willed and spontaneous . . . sometimes to a fault.  You listen to Sturgill Simpson, Kip Moore, Cody Johnson, and Brandy Clark.

4.  Taurus:  You’re stubborn, but also loving, sympathetic, and appreciative.  You’re also very understanding.  You listen to Miranda Lambert, Chris Stapleton, Justin Moore, and RaeLynn.

5.  Gemini:  You can turn from hot to cold and may be prone to noticeable mood swings.  You’re also generous, affectionate, and imaginative.  You listen to Little Big Town, Keith Urban, Brad Paisley, and Maren Morris.

6.  Cancer:  You love home-life, family, and domestic settings.  As a traditionalist that loves history, you’re fascinated with the beginnings of things.  You listen to Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, and Dolly Parton.

7.  Leo:  You display power and exuberance and are a natural born leader.  You’re also high-minded and vocal about your opinions.  You listen to Tim McGraw, Blake Shelton, Brantley Gilbert, and Kacey Musgraves.

8.  Virgo:  You have a keen mind and are delightful to chat with, often convincing others of outlandish tales with ease and charm.  You listen to Margo Price, Jason Isbell, Midland, and Cody Jinks.

9.  Libra:  You’re all about balance, justice, calmness, and stability.  You easily surround yourself with harmony and beauty.  You listen to Carrie Underwood, Kelsea Ballerini, Brett Eldredge, and Dierks Bentley.

10.  Scorpio:  You’re often misunderstood and your personality is bold.  You can execute massive ventures with control and confidence.  You listen to Eric Church, Jon Pardi, Sam Hunt, and Brothers Osborne.

11.  Sagittarius:  You have great ability for focus, and can be very intense.  However, you’re not very patient and expect quick results.  You listen to Luke Combs, Jason Aldean, Florida Georgia Line, and Brooke Eden.

12.  Capricorn:  You’re highly intelligent.  You apply your knowledge to practical matters, and strive to maintain stability and order.  You listen to George Strait, Alan Jackson, Trisha Yearwood, and Brooks & Dunn.

It appears that jeans are evolving . . . that’s jeans spelled J-E-A-N-S, not, like, our biological genes.

Two new types of jeans have just gone on sale and, well, judge for yourself . . .

The first ones just went on sale at Nordstrom.  They’re called the “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans” and they come pre-streaked with lots of fake mud.

That way you can look like you’ve been, quote, “getting down and dirty” without, you know, doing anything.  And how much do they cost?  $425.  Wow.

The other new jeans come from a British chain called Topshop.  And even though they call them jeans, that’s a stretch . . . because they’re not made from denim and they’re completely see-thru.

The description says, quote, “These out-of-the-ordinary clear plastic jeans [are] guaranteed to get people talking.”  At least they “only” cost $100.  (As of late last night, they were no longer listed on Topshop’s website.)

A guy in London named Tim Burrows was at a music festival called the Reading Festival back in 2003 when he lost his wallet. It never turned up and, obviously, he’d moved on.

But earlier this week, Tim got a Facebook message from a random guy named Giles who wrote, quote, “Did you lose a wallet at Reading once?” Tim said he had.

And Giles told him he and his friend found it, they stole the $13 out of it, and they used it to buy hard cider. Then they felt guilty about it, so they decided to hold a cider drinking contest in Tim’s honor called the Timothy Burrows Drinking Challenge.

And they’ve been holding that event every single year since. Apparently the rules are simple: Teams of five people have a gallon of hard cider and they have to chug it as quickly as possible.

Now that Giles is in touch with Tim, he offered to repay him the $13 they took. And there’s no word if Tim is going to attend the 14th annual event that’s named after him . . . but he never even knew about.