During the graduation ceremony at North Saint Paul High School in Minnesota, two guys in the crowd got into a fight. Then later on, one of the kids tripped while he was stepping off the stage, and landed on his face. Read More »
Author Archives: Jason Bailey
Dailey Bailey: [Watch] Here’s An Ad For A Fart-Proof Blanket
There’s a ridiculous infomercial out for a fart-proof blanket that’s designed for married people who can’t stand sleeping next to someone with bad gas. And they say it’s made out of the same material the military uses to protect against chemical weapons. Read More »
Dailey Bailey: Can Old Wives’ Tales Predict Your Baby’s Sex?
There are a million old wives’ tales about how to predict your unborn baby’s sex. But are any of them true? A writer for NewScientist.com who’s pregnant decided to do some research. Here’s what she found . . . OLD WIVES’ TALE #1.) BAD MORNING SICKNESS MEANS IT’S A BOY. Actually, the opposite might be true. In 1999, doctors ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: Science Proves You Should Only Be Working Three Days a Week!!
If your boss is into the whole science thing, take this to him or her and see if you can get yourself permanent four-day weekends. A new study out of the University of Melbourne in Australia found that we should only be working three days a week. The researchers found that our brains can only really function at their peak levels ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: Women Find Slightly Chubby Guys Just As Attractive As Dudes With Six-Pack Abs
In case you haven’t heard, it’s great to be a guy. Here’s even more proof . . . According to a new study from the University of Queensland in Australia, women are just as attracted to guys carrying a few extra pounds, as they are to dudes with six-pack abs. A woman named Phillippa Diedrichs led the study. She interviewed ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Mall In China Held A Bra-Removing Contest
I was 16 when I first mastered the art of unhooking a bra with one hand. And with seasoning, my skills have only improved. Which is why I’m only kinda impressed with this . . . Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Guy Thinks He’s Meeting a Woman For a Date . . . But Her Friends Steal His Car and Clothes
If you told this guy his date would end with nudity, he would’ve been happy. Unfortunately it was the wrong kind of nudity. A guy in Broward County, Florida met up with a woman he’d been texting on Saturday, to go on a date. But it turned out to be a set up. When he pulled up in his Mercedes, ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Man in a “This Guy Needs a Beer” Shirt Got a DUI
Ironic t-shirts and police mugshots are a match made in heaven. Especially when they go together this perfectly. 29-year-old Joshua Tackett of Kensington, New Hampshire was driving drunk on Friday night. And he lost control, swerved off the road, hit a wall, hit a lamp post, and then came to a stop . . . right in front of a ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: Here Are Four Gender Stereotypes That Science Says Are True
We spend a lot of time making jokes about all the ridiculous differences between men and women. And I’ll admit it . . . sometimes we can rely a little too heavily on stupid gender stereotypes to get a laugh. But there’s no denying that sometimes the stereotypes are true. To prove my point, here are four gender stereotypes that actually ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Woman Bit Off A Man’s Ear When He Called Her “Fat”
You probably shouldn’t go around calling people fat especially Anna Godfrey of Lincoln, Nebraska. Anna’s 21 years old . . . she’s super chubby . . . and she will mess somebody up if they step out of line. On Wednesday, Anna was at a birthday party when some dude named Christian Bandiola dared to call her, quote, “FAT.” She responded by biting ... Read More »