Next time you go swimming at the beach, just know that you’re swimming in a sea of pee!! Although maybe if you get stung by a jellyfish that means you’ll be instantly cured?

Almost two-thirds of people admit they pee in the water at the beach, according to a new survey.

62% of people have peed in the water . . . and 48% do it all the time.

One of the main reasons is . . . we all think the bathrooms at the beach are DISGUSTING.

The majority of people say there are no bathrooms grosser than beach bathrooms . . . they beat out planes, the gym, and movie theater bathrooms.

If you ever hit another car, be a decent human being and exchange information with the other person. Because it could lead to something cool like this!

Back in 2012, a 74-year-old guy in Washington D.C. named Doug Foster went to buy a hot dog from a food truck . . . and accidentally bumped into another guy’s car. So they exchanged information and went on their way.

But later that day, the other guy was telling a female friend about it . . . and it turns out Doug used to date her sister. Her name is Iris Hoard, and she’s 58 now.

Iris and Doug dated back in the ’70s. And they’d been broken up for about 33 years. But Iris got back in touch with him, and they started dating again. They moved in together less than a year later . . . and about a month ago, they got married!!

They did an interview about it with “The Washington Post“, and Doug said he asked her to marry him because he wasted 33 years without her, and didn’t want to waste any more time.

I wish this guy was protesting and not just drunk, because I would totally be on his side.

A 23-year-old guy named Colin Murphy got hammered on Sunday and stumbled into a Kroger grocery store in Cincinnati, Ohio.

He wound up stripping naked, and hopping up onto one of the self-checkout machines. You know, the ones that never seem to work 100% right, and you have to scan everything twelve times.

But then he took it a little too far, by letting his bowels flow all over it. I’ve wanted to do that to the self-checkout machine sooo many times, bro. I feel you.

Anyway, the cops came and he was arrested for public indecency and disorderly conduct.

“Just doing what I’ve been trained to do,”That what local Cookeville Fireman Toby Lee had to say about rescuing is 89 year old neighbor while he was off duty.

He had just returned from the overnight shift at work and was mowing his yard just outside of Baxter on Saturday morning when he saw flames coming from a bush next to his neighbors house, catching the house on fire.

Watch the video from News Channel 5.

Do you remember a few years back when a guy in California got arrested and looked so handsome in his mugshot that he had a modeling career waiting for him when he got out of jail? Well, his female counterpart just surfaced.

A 24-year-old woman named Sarah Seawright was arrested in Pulaski County, Arkansas earlier this month. She had a warrant out because she’d missed a court date in 2014 for careless driving and driving without insurance.

Well . . . she took quite a mugshot!!! In fact, she looks soooo good that it’s been going viral.

A lot of the people posting it are using the hashtag “#PrisonBae.”….. That makes me shudder in horror, but your mileage may vary.

But before you fall in love with her, you should know this isn’t Sarah’s first time getting into legal trouble. She’s also been charged in the past for aggravated robbery, kidnapping, battery, and evidence tampering.

Anyway, she’s out on bail right now so, you know, if you still want to make your move, better get on that quick.

A new Bible was just released for Apple’s iBooks store on Sunday called “Bible Emoji: Scripture 4 Millenials”.

Someone took all 66 books of the Old Testament and New Testament and translated them into EMOJIS and texting lingo, like the number “4” instead of the word “four.” The goal, obviously, is to try to get young people interested in reading the Bible.

If you want it, it costs $2.99. By the way, the person who created it is staying anonymous . . . his pen name is “Sunglasses Guy.”

You can also check them out on Twitter:

? of Luke 2:14

Glory 2 ? in the highest, & on ? peace, good will toward men.

— Bible Emoji (@BibleEmoji) March 27, 2016

I guess if you’re looking for a statue that sums up modern life, this is a pretty fair pick . . . even if it hurts my soul.

Sugar Land, Texas just put up a statue in its town square that shows two girls taking a selfie… Yeah… Really

Apparently it was donated to the city as part of a collection of statues that show what people like to do in the town square.

We found a list online of mistakes you might be making on the grill. And we’ve seen some before, like don’t grill steaks while they’re still cold. They should be at room temperature. But here are five more tips that might help you out this weekend . . .

1. Don’t use too much lighter fluid. Put newspaper under the charcoal, and use that to get them started. Or if you have to use it, let the charcoal burn for about 30 minutes to burn it off. Otherwise your food might end up tasting like lighter fluid.

2. Make sure the grill is super hot, especially for steak. You want it to sear the outside. If you slow-cook steaks with the lid down, you basically end up steaming them, and they’ll turn out dry.

3. Don’t use direct heat all the time. Once they’re seared on the outside, move them to the edge of the grill, so they don’t get burnt.

4. Don’t move the meat around too much. Let it sit for about four minutes after you put it on. And don’t poke it or push down on it with tongs, because it makes all the juices leak out.

5. Don’t cook too many things at once. If you cook two types of meat at the same time, the flavors end up transferring. And if the entire grill is full, you won’t be able to move things to the edge of the grill when you need to.

Dude… Can you drive?? I’ve had to many french fries!

34-year-old Nick Hess of England suffers from a rare condition called auto-brewery syndrome.  He has extra high levels of YEAST in his stomach . . . so when he eats food that’s high in carbs, it’s converted to alcohol.

He developed it a few years ago . . . when he noticed eating bread or fries or rice made him feel a little drunk.  He couldn’t figure out what was going on for YEARS until a doctor FINALLY came up with the auto-brewery syndrome diagnosis.

We all have a little yeast in our stomachs, but he has about four times more than normal.

Auto-brewery syndrome was first discovered in Japan in the 1970s, but it’s pretty rare.  Doctors believe people develop it after they use antibiotics for a long time, since those can throw off your levels of stomach bacteria.

There IS a way to live with it, at least . . . you basically have to eat like someone with diabetes and cut out most carbs and sugar.

It’s about time we got some good news for attractive women. They have it so hard, you know?

A new study out of the University of Chicago just proved what we all kinda suspect: Good looking women make more than average or unattractive women. In fact, they make up to 20% more.

The good news is, you can close the gap. The bad news is, their advice for how to do it sounds like it’s straight out of a 1950s guide to being a “career gal.”

The study found that when women were really well groomed and well dressed, it helped bump them up into the “attractive” salary range.

That means you need to go into work every day with your hair done, your eyebrows and nails done, and nice looking clothes.

Now, as for men, the study found good-looking guys also make more than average or unattractive men. But unfortunately for those other dudes, grooming doesn’t help make up that gap.