Would You Eat Bacon Wrapped, Deep-Fried Oreos?

There are 5,000 state fair food vendors who are kicking themselves right now, for not coming up with this recipe.

A blog called Oh Bite It just unveiled a monstrous, all-American creation: Bacon wrapped, deep-fried Oreos. Here’s how you make them . . .

1. Wrap an Oreo with an entire piece of bacon, covering up as much of the cookie as you can. Hold the bacon in place by putting a toothpick through it, sticking into the cream filling.

2. Fry it in oil.

3. Let it cool off a little bit, but eat it warm.

4. Try not to die from a heart attack.