Getting dumped always feels a little like getting stabbed . . . so why do some people insist on also making it feel like you’re being hanged, drowned, and ripped apart by rabid wolves?
“Huffington Post” asked people to share the worst way someone had broken up with them. Here are the five best stories they got . . .
1. “I was dumped on the dance floor at my friend’s wedding.”
2. “It happened on the same day I put my family’s 14-year-old dog to sleep.”
3. “I was dumped on the plane ride home from our trip to Orlando because they ‘couldn’t bring themselves to dump me on Disney property.'”
4. “He did it on April 1st . . . so I wasn’t sure if it was an April Fools’ joke until the next day when he still stuck by it.”
5. “He arranged with his superintendent to stage a fire at his building to get me out . . . and then immediately started blocking my calls and texts once I was gone.”