You know the usual things you hear when people get divorced: “We fell out of love” . . . “We grew apart” . . . “He cheated on me” . . . blah blah blah. Here are the REAL reasons to get divorced.
A columnist from the “Huffington Post” who writes about divorce compiled the 10 craziest reasons she’s heard for couples getting divorced . . . and I have to give her credit. These are all NUTS. Check ’em out . . .
1. “He didn’t like the movie ‘Frozen’.”
2. “She was possessed by a genie.”
3. “His penile extension broke.”
4. “She had an excessive and insatiable desire for sex.”
5. “He listed her as ‘Guantanamo’ in his cell phone.”
6. “Her parrot told her that her husband was cheating.”
7. “She adopted 550 cats.”
8. “He cleaned too much.”
9. “She kissed a horse and her husband felt that was cheating.”
10. “A 99-year-old guy and 96-year-old woman got divorced in 2011 because she cheated on him in the 1940s.”