Sunday, December 22, 2024
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New Urban Dictionary Words

Here are some new words and phrases from Urban Dictionary.. I love these! I try to work them in when I’m talking to my kids so I sound cool!

Sidewalk Salsa – When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other’s way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other’s way.

Sequelphobia – You loved the original, but are afraid that the sequel won’t live up to the original.

Chubby fit – When you can run faster than most people and you give the best hugs because you are warm and great to cuddle up into. To be chubby fit you must be active but also have a six pack of pudding cups!

Unkeyboardinated – Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

Inappropriate Selfie = When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.

Turdulence = The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.

Percentage Advantage = The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

Conversation Walling = When you’re trying to make a conversation and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.

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