I’m going to give you an opportunity here to vent. What’s something that really bothers you about your significant other you have to get off your chest . . . but wouldn’t feel comfortable telling them?
Here are five of the best ones I’ve heard so far . . .
1. “You’re a really bad kisser. Kissing you is like fighting with a seal over a grape.”
2. “I wish you’d surprise me just once, with anything. Show up at my office unexpected, a random surprise gift, even a quick kiss when I’m off guard.”
3. “You’ve got to cut the cord with your parents. You’re 30 and you talk to them multiple times a day and you need their approval to do things . . . even things like riding roller coasters. It’s time to grow up.”
4. “You’ve gained a lot of weight and you don’t bother even taking off sweatpants or combing your hair before we go out in public. I still take care of my appearance and I wish you did too.”
5. “Stop texting in baby talk. I don’t read your texts in your cute baby voice, it seems like they were written by a Russian immigrant.”