Regardless of whether you were “naughty” or “nice” this year, you’re going to get Christmas presents. It’s like how you basically have to tip a server even if they’re terrible.
A new survey found the top 10 naughty things we did this year. Check ’em out . . .
1. 57% faked being sick to get out of doing something.
2. 52% used their kids as an excuse to get out of doing something.
3. 33% threw trash in a recycling bin.
4. 33% lied to their significant other about where they were going or what they were doing.
5. 29% had sexual thoughts about their significant other’s friends.
6. 27% gossiped. Which seems way too low.
7. 19% of people in relationships cheated. Which seems kinda high, right?
8. 17% cheated on their taxes.
9. 8% bullied someone.
10. And 7% of the people who found a purse or wallet kept it.