Dailey Bailey: Six Tips on How to Satisfy Your Husband . . . According to Men in the 1950s

There are a bunch of books from the 1950s telling women how to have a great marriage. Only their advice is… Um… Outdated? Check out this list guaranteed to make your wife mad . . .

1. Don’t Talk. If there’s anything women love, it’s being told to be quiet. But 1950s guys advise them not to mention their own thoughts. Because that’s “nagging.” Instead, be a good listener. And if you do talk, stroke your man’s ego.

2. Be a good cook . . . or else your man will hit up the “saloons.” A woman should be more then, quote, “a mere can opener.” So give your man the best cut of steak and put out the fancy tablecloth. Otherwise he’ll stop coming home for dinner.

3. Don’t crave sex. If you do, then you’re a, quote, “sexual vampire” who “feasts on your husband’s life force.” If you don’t want sex, that’s fine . . . but you still have to have it. Because he wants it.

4. Wear pink panties. Make sure they’re lacy with ruffles, and, quote “spotlessly clean.”

5. Let him cheat. And apply rule number one . . . don’t talk about it. In fact, don’t even let him know you know, because that’s nagging.

6. Remember who’s boss.