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A lot of people think that Kim Kardashian has had an adverse effect on morality. But is that her prime directive? Iran thinks so.
Iran’s Revolutionary Guard exists to protect the country and its culture from outside influence. And they say they’re under direct, deliberate attack from Kim. But she’s not working alone. She takes her orders from Instagram… Yeah Instagram.
Yes, Instagram has an evil plan to corrupt Iran’s women and children, so they enlisted Kim to undermine their Islamic lifestyle with her immoral selfies. Without a hint of irony or sarcasm, one official said, quote, “We are taking this very seriously.”
“People” magazine asked Kim about it in Cannes, France, and she said, quote, “I just landed and came here [from the airport]. I have not heard that one. Thanks for the heads-up.”
While all of this seems like a joke, the Revolutionary Guard has already arrested dozens of people for what they consider immoral and un-Islamic activity on social media.
