Saturday, May 18, 2024
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Dailey Bailey: Half of Us Think It’s Okay For Men to Wear Tiny Speedos

I know we live in an era where body shaming is totally off limits . . . but you have to draw the line somewhere. And this feels like a bridge too far.

According to a new survey, almost half of Americans are now cool with men wearing tiny speedos to the beach. Dear God, we’re becoming the French.

Here are a few more results from the survey, and fortunately, none of them are quite that jarring . . .

1. 77% of women say they’d never go topless at a nude beach.

2. But . . . 18% of Americans have gone fully nude at one. Really? Lots of dudes, I’d guess. Lots of dudes.

3. Our four biggest fears at the beach are having our stuff stolen . . . getting sunburned . . . bad weather ruining the day . . . and getting attacked by a shark.

4. 10% of us never wear sunscreen.

5. And finally, people around the world voted us the third most attractive people on the beach. Europeans came in first, and people from the Caribbean were second.

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