I can’t believe I’m saying these words, but there are some things in the world more important than Taco Bell.
A 48-year-old woman named Loretta Lynn Armstrong from Milton, West Virginia sent her 15-year-old son out to get Taco Bell a few weeks ago. But apparently he got her the wrong toppings on her burrito.
Sadly, there’s no word on what toppings she wanted, and what he actually got her.
But she was so upset that she started attacking him. We don’t know how big he is, but thanks to the police report we know she clocks in at six feet tall and 240 pounds . . . so there was probably some serious force behind her punches.
One of their neighbors called the cops, and when they got there, Loretta admitted she’d beaten up her son for botching her Taco Bell order.
She was arrested for felony child abuse.