If your only cardio is running from the cops, your life of crime is probably doomed.
A 21-year-old guy named Shawn Chapman from Howey-in-the-Hills, Florida shoplifted two steaks from a Publix grocery store last week, by shoving them down his pants.
But a security guard spotted him, so Shawn took off running.
Unfortunately for him, he clocks in around 300 pounds, and wasn’t quite ready for a high speed chase.
So the cops quickly caught up with him when he ran out of breath, and arrested him for retail theft.