Sunday, April 28, 2024
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Dailey Bailey: A Guy Gets High on Nitrous and Goes on a Public Pooping Spree

I wish I could feel as open and free as this guy without having to inhale gasses that would destroy my brain.

A 54-year-old guy named Tim Kielty from Corvallis, Oregon got high by inhaling a few whip-its of nitrous on Monday night.

Then he went into a grocery store and pooped on the floor. And he kept walking through the aisles, tracking his bowels around, until the employees finally convinced him to leave.

But that was just the beginning of his pooping spree. Because after he left the store, Tim wandered into a stranger’s house and pooped on their couch.

The people who lived there tried to get him to leave, but he ignored them and just asked if they could give him a towel.

Eventually the cops got there, and Tim was arrested for criminal mischief, trespassing, and disorderly conduct.

 

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