Dailey Bailey: A Drunk Dude Was Arrested For Pooping on the Self-Checkout Machine

I wish this guy was protesting and not just drunk, because I would totally be on his side.

A 23-year-old guy named Colin Murphy got hammered on Sunday and stumbled into a Kroger grocery store in Cincinnati, Ohio.

He wound up stripping naked, and hopping up onto one of the self-checkout machines. You know, the ones that never seem to work 100% right, and you have to scan everything twelve times.

But then he took it a little too far, by letting his bowels flow all over it. I’ve wanted to do that to the self-checkout machine sooo many times, bro. I feel you.

Anyway, the cops came and he was arrested for public indecency and disorderly conduct.