If this couple actually has a baby nine months from now, I sure hope they never find out about this story.
The police in Northampton, Massachusetts got a call around 8:00 P.M. on Monday about a couple going to town on each other on top of a parked car.
And when they got there, it turned out that call was true . . . they spotted a naked 32-year-old guy having sex with a naked 36-year-old woman on the roof of the car.
But this wasn’t just some random, pointless public love fest. The couple told the cops they were doing it because they really want to have a baby. That’s sweet, right?
Unfortunately, it was still light outside and sex in public is still illegal, even if it’s for the sake of procreation. So they were both charged with disorderly conduct.