Jason Bailey

How is it possible that ADULTS behave worse than kids at a Chuck E. Cheese? It’s a child’s palace of anarchy.

A group of people were at Chuck E. Cheese in Parma, Ohio for a kid’s birthday party on Sunday night, and tried to take a photo in the photo booth . . . but it didn’t work.

So one of the women complained to a manager, and he kinda blew her off. That made her upset, and it was ON.

A group of guys from the birthday party followed the manager into the kitchen and started beating him and his staff UP.

Six staff members wound up injured, including two who were SERIOUSLY hurt . . . and all of the guys who attacked them ran away before the cops got there.

The police are using surveillance video to try to identify them and track them down.

If you stay at a NICE hotel, this stuff might not apply.  But if you’re at the cheapest place in town, you’ll thank us.  Here are the three grossest things you come in contact with in a hotel room.

1.  The remote.  A study in 2012 found that remote controls and light switches are two of the dirtiest things in hotel rooms, because everyone touches them and they hardly ever get cleaned.

2.  The drinking glasses.  Fox News used hidden cameras in 2007, and discovered that a lot of maids don’t even wash them out.  Or if they do, they just spray them with GLASS cleaner.

3.  The comforter.  Specifically the part that covers the foot of the bed, because a lot of people sit there and maids don’t always wash them.  It’s also the spot people with kids are most likely to change a diaper.

A first-person video of what it’s like to be a human cannonball is making the rounds online.  The woman wearing the GoPro got launched a hundred feet at about 60 miles an hour.  So she was only in the air about a second.  But it’s in slow-motion. Read More »

The Zac Brown Band were the musical guest on SNL this past Saturday. They Did “Homegrown” First.

Then did a hard rockin’ song with Sound Garden singer Chris Cornell called “Heavy Is The Head”

Luke Bryan’s favorite spring break beverage is Miller Lite.  He adds, quote, “I’ll have a Sex on the Beach, or a Hurricane, but I like the simple stuff.”  He also knows the worst things people do on spring break.  Quote, “For guys it’s using cheesy pickup lines.  For girls it’s the wet T-shirt contest . . . and falling for cheesy pickup lines.”

Luke also released the video to his new song “Spring Breakdown”.  It’s on his album “Spring Break . . . Checkin’ Out”, which is out tomorrow.

There’s a clothing company in Indonesia called Salvo Sports that’s in trouble for the washing instructions on one of their soccer jerseys.

The tag says the usual stuff like “machine wash warm with like colors.”  Then it says, quote, “Or give it to your woman.  It’s her job.”

Someone saw the tag and tweeted about it over the weekend, so Salvo Sports apologized yesterday . . . which also happened to be International Women’s Day.

But their apology wasn’t much better than the tag itself.  Quote, “The message is simply, instead of washing it the wrong way, you might as well give it to a lady because they are more capable.

“There’s no intention to humiliate women.  In contrast, learn from women how to take care of clothes.”

If you’re tired because we moved the clocks ahead, just hope it’s the ONLY side-effect you have.  Here are four ways daylight savings can affect your health.  Sorry . . . happy Monday? Read More »

Here are the six worst dating moves guys pull when they’re not really that interested, according to a new list from Cosmo . . . Read More »

Let’s say you lose a hand at work today.  I’m not sure how that would happen . . . maybe it gets caught in your desk drawer while you’re reaching for candy?  But let’s just say it happens.

Did you know someone’s already figured out exactly how much money that hand was worth?

Every state sets its own worker’s comp numbers . . . and has a chart that says how much you should get paid if you lose different body parts.

For example, Nevada is the best place to lose a hand . . . they say it’s worth $738,967.  Alabama only thinks one is worth $37,400.

Now, if you’re injured on the job and sue for worker’s comp, you might get more than the “list price” . . . but it’s probably a good jumping off point to get a sense of the payout you can expect.

Here’s a link to see a full list!

Since its cold I thought we would go with this one today. Even though in the song it’s hot! At least to hot for fishin’ and golf. So from all the way back to 1990 Here’s Mark Chesnutt.