Jason Bailey

he debate over whether you hang your toilet paper “over” or “under” is one of those chicken-and-egg things that people will argue about until the end of time.

If you somehow don’t know about the debate, it’s based on the two possible ways you can hang toilet paper on a roll.

In the “over” position, the paper hangs to the front. In the “under” position, the paper hangs to the back. People have been arguing FOREVER over which way is “right.” But not anymore.

A writer just dug up the original patent for the toilet paper roll from 1891. It’s by an inventor named Seth Wheeler, and it actually ANSWERS THE QUESTION, once and for all.

In the patent drawing, the roll is in the “over” position. So THAT’S your definitive answer.

If you accidentally hit a pole or a parked car during your driving test, you’d probably think it was the most embarrassing thing that could happen. And you would be wrong. Here are five true stories of EPIC driving test disasters . . .

1. The DMV tester had the driver slow down and pull over to the curb . . . but he did it in an area where there happened to be a lot of PROSTITUTES. A cop saw them, and stopped to question them for solicitation.

2. A woman was so nervous for her test that she BROKE WIND . . . and it smelled so bad the tester had to roll down a window. But the smell STILL wouldn’t go away, his eyes watered so much he lost a contact, and he canceled the test.

3. A woman accidentally drove off without the tester in the car . . . tried to do the test solo . . . then came back and asked how she did.

4. A guy accidentally put his car in drive instead of reverse and plowed into the DMV building . . . so he failed the test in less than two seconds.

5. A driver did a sudden stop on a hot day . . . and the tester’s WIG flew off because his head was sweaty. It stuck to the dashboard and the driver was laughing too hard to keep going, so the test was canceled.

he first round of March Madness starts tonight.  And if you’re still filling out your bracket, here are four tips from mathematicians that could help . . . Read More »

As far as running from cops go, this is pretty cool. Speaking for most guys here… That would be so awesome to do!

According to new research, moms deserve a salary of $253,000 a year for all the unpaid work they do.  Moms do an average of 119 hours of unpaid work every week for their family.  Here are the 10 jobs they do and what they should get paid per hour.

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We used to think the best advantage men had over women was being able to pee in filthy gas station bathrooms without making contact with the toilet seat.  this may be even better.

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Please spread this story around . . . and maybe there’s a chance this narcissistic trend of super elaborate prom and wedding proposals will end.  Instead of going viral, how about going to jail? Read More »

You probably know that staring at your phone before bed can keep you awake, because your brain thinks the light it gives off is sunlight.  But here are five things you shouldn’t do before bed that you might not know about. Read More »

Here’s a new study that proves one thing:  No matter how you interact with women . . . whether you’re a pig or a gentleman . . . you, sir, are completely and totally sexist.

Researchers at Northeastern University in Boston found that guys who do nice things for women are actually just as sexist as guys who treat women terribly . . . only the nice guys might be even worse, because they don’t realize it.

It’s called “benevolent sexism,” and it happens when you open a car door for a woman . . . refuse to let her pay on a date . . . offer her your jacket when she’s cold . . . tell her you want to provide for her . . . or tell her she deserves to be put on a pedestal.

The researchers say, quote, “It’s a very paternalistic, protective view of women, and it seems kind of appealing as a sort of chivalry.  But it does contribute to inequality, because these men don’t expect women to achieve high goals.”

They say that the combo of benevolent sexism and more blatant and hostile sexism are what keep gender inequality alive in society.

Just released! Here’s the video for “Little Red Wagon”