Jason Bailey

It’s always good to start a relationship with a huge pile of lies!!

A new survey found 61% of people admit they lie on the first date . . . that means three out of every five times you go out with someone new, they’re not going to be totally honest with you.

The most common lie that women tell is about how old they are . . . they usually shave off three to five years. They’re also much more likely than men to lie about their name . . . possibly to avoid Facebook stalking or more serious stalking.

The most common lie that men tell is about how much money they make . . . on average they try to seem like they’re about 20% richer than they actually are.

So . . . when does the lying stop? 44% of people say they come clean by the third date. 22% wait until after they say, “I love you” and 9% wait until marriage!!! 25% never tell the truth until they get caught.

I feel like I put less research into buying a house than the average woman puts into buying a top. This is just exhausting!

By the way, this is how men do it – goes to one store – buys article of clothing – done.

Researchers asked 1,400 women to take them through the process of buying a piece of clothing . . . and they found women go through up to 10 steps just to get one thing. And it can take them up to 40 HOURS. Here are the steps . . . Read More »

Now that Garth Brooks’ three girls are out of the house, he’s an absolute expert on how to raise daughters. Maybe. I guess you’ll decide when you read his Five Tips for Raising Daughters . . . Read More »

If you really think about all the things that make you angry at your kids . . . or make your kids scream at you or at each other . . . they’re stupid. Like, really stupid.

A new survey found the average family has 300 fights every year over stupid little things. Here are the top 10 . . . Read More »

“Playboy” put together a list of each state’s signature food or drink by surveying people on Reddit.

I like it for one main reason: It’s actually based on the opinion of people in each state, not some 27-year-old food blogger who got hired because their dad is golf buddies with the CEO. I might have some bitterness to work out . . . Read More »

Apparently kids still hate vegetables so much, they’d rather eat anything else. Literally, anything.

A new survey found 71% of kids under 10 say they HATE eating vegetables.

But 18% say they’d like to try eating worms . . . 12% would try a caterpillar . . . and 12% would try snails.

The survey didn’t give a breakdown of boys versus girls, but I think we can all assume which gender is more likely to eat bugs . . . unless something has really changed since we were kids.

A 115-year-old woman in Michigan named Jeralean Talley became the world’s oldest person this week. And not all of her habits are that “healthy.” Here are four things she’s done to make it to 115 . . .

1. She watches a lot of TV. Which makes sense . . . it’s not like you’re climbing mountains at that point. Her daughter says her favorite shows are “Ellen” and “Wheel of Fortune”, and she also listens to baseball on the radio.

2. She eats fast food. Her favorite things are Chicken McNuggets and Wendy’s chili, and she’s also a big potato salad fan. To be fair though, she also eats a lot of fruit, vegetables, rice, and fish. And she started avoiding butter about ten years ago.

3. She lived alone for a long time. Her husband died in 1988, then she lived by herself for almost three decades until her daughter moved in to take care of her about seven years ago.

4. She gambles. Her daughter says she stays active by hitting the casino every now and then, and playing the slots. She also still goes fishing twice a year . . . bowled until she was 104 . . . and mowed her own lawn until she was 108.

But she says the one thing that matters MOST is how you treat other people . . . and always trying to be nice is the secret to staying healthy and living a long life.

Somewhere in this country, there’s a dog eating a Big Mac.

A new survey found one in SIX people usually buy their dog something when they go through a fast food drive-thru.

McDonald’s is the most popular place to get something. The rest of the top 10 are: Burger King . . . Wendy’s . . . Taco Bell . . . Starbucks . . . Sonic . . . Chick-fil-A . . . Dairy Queen . . . In-N-Out Burger . . . and Culver’s.

Obviously we’re most likely to order something if our dog is actually IN the car when we go through the drive-thru . . . in 80% of those cases he’ll get some food.

It’s people in an office talking to each other like they’re writing emails.  So one guy keeps responding with his out-of-office reply, and a woman starts yelling like she’s writing in all caps.

Then another guy says something . . . then lists his job title, phone number, email address, and an inspirational quote.

At some point, every little kid tries to get away with cleaning their room by just shoving everything in the closet. But the male instinct to take shortcuts on cleaning doesn’t stop there.

A new survey found the top 10 ways men CHEAT when they’re cleaning around the house. Check ’em out . . . Read More »