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Jason Bailey

The Ten Things Every Man Should Own

The lifestyle website CoolMaterial.com posted a list of their picks for the 50 things every guy should own. And not all of them are stereotypical “GUY” things. Welcome to 2015. Here’s the top ten . . . Read More »

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“Break-Up Beans” . . . Now You Can Dump Someone With a Plant

break up beanEven dumping someone on their Facebook wall on their birthday might be kinder than this.

There’s a new product called “Break-Up Beans” that’s kind of clever . . . but totally brutal.

Break-Up Beans are lima bean seeds that have a secret message etched into them with lasers. When you plant one, it takes about 10 days to grow. And when it does, that message is right there in big, clear letters on the beans.

The messages are things like, “It’s over” and “Let’s be friends.”

The plants can even grow up to 20 feet, which would make the message HUGE.

They cost $6.99 for a set of two beans. You can find them by Googling “break up beans.”

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How to Know a Guy is Interested When He’s Texting You

Remember when dating was as easy as picking up the phone, asking someone out, then meeting up? Now it’s a string of texts, hundreds of them, and every single one has the potential to torpedo everything.

A new survey found five stats about the way single guys text, and maybe they’ll help you figure out whether a guy is interested or not. Check ’em out . . .

1. Three-quarters of guys will text you within a few days of getting your number. Here’s how that breaks down: 25% will send a message that night . . . 48% do it within one or two days . . . and 4% do it right away to make sure you didn’t give them a fake number.

2. 90% will text you within two days of a first date if it went well.

3. 91% say they were confused about what a woman meant in one of her texts in just the past week.

4. If a guy uses EMOJI, it probably means he likes you. 67% of men who don’t normally use them will drop them in texts to a woman they’re interested in.

5. 55% of guys won’t send a second text if their first one doesn’t get a response.

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There’s Now Sausage Filled With Jelly

I’m one of those freaks who puts jelly on a sausage biscuit… So I think this is a good idea!

37-year-old Liam Bennett of Garnant, Wales just created the newest unholy food hybrid. The “Dausage” . . . it combines a donut and a sausage.

But it might not be what you’re thinking. He took sausages and filled them with jam, like a jelly donut. So they’re not round, there’s no fried dough involved, no powdered sugar, no glaze, and no deep frying.

jelly sausage

He’s got six flavors so far: pork with strawberry jam . . . pork and beef with custard . . . pork with leek and blackcurrant jam . . . chicken with raspberry jam . . . venison with strawberry custard . . . and veggie sausage with Primrose.

Liam says, quote, “There is always a bit of wariness to begin with, but “most people who have tried it have loved it.

He’s hitting some food festivals this summer, and launching a campaign on Kickstarter next month to raise money to put them into production.

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The Average Woman Only Wears Something Seven Times

Chalk this up as yet another way that social media is ruining everything.

A new survey found the average woman only wears something seven times . . . here are the three main reasons why.

1. 14% of them say it’s because they don’t want pictures on Facebook or Instagram to show them repeating outfits.

2. They gained or lost weight.

3. And the last reason women leave stuff sitting in the closet . . . the clothes don’t look as good at home as they did at the store.

The survey also found the average woman spends about $1,200 on new clothes every year . . . and has about 66 things in her closet.

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Daily Bailey: One in Four of Us Lie About Exercising . . . Here Are the Top 10 Lies

Next time people are bragging about Crossfit or the triathlon they’re training for, don’t get intimidated. Even if your primary form of exercise is curling a donut to your mouth.

A new survey found at least one in four people lie about their exercise routine. Here are the top 10 lies we tell . . .

1. How many times a week we exercise.

2. How long we exercise for.

3. How far we ran.

4. How far we bike.

5. Pretending we actually did anything at all.

6. The type of exercises we do.

7. How fit we are in general.

8. The last time we exercised.

9. The number of sit-ups or push-ups we can do.

10. How much we can lift.

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A Guy Dressed Up as His Girlfriend So He Could Take an Exam For Her

Now this is true love . . . risking international humiliation for the sake of your significant other.

A 17-year-old girl in Zhetisai, Kazakhstan had to take the Unified National Testing exam last week . . . you need to pass it to go to college. And she was beyond stressed.

So her 20-year-old boyfriend Ayan Zhademov wanted to help. Yeah, apparently they’re cool with that age difference over there.

Anyway, he stepped up to help big time . . . by DRESSING UP as her, to take the test in her place.

He put on a black wig, a white blouse, a gray skirt, white sandals, and some makeup, went to the testing center, and started taking the exam.

Unfortunately for him, one of the proctors thought he didn’t look enough like the photo on his girlfriend’s ID, and questioned him. He tried to speak in a high-pitched voice to impersonate her, but they saw right through it and busted him.

He got a $2,200 fine, and his girlfriend will have to wait until next year to take the test and go to college.

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