Jason Bailey

Psychologists at the University of Missouri have found there are four different types of drunk people.

Here are the four types of drunk personalities, and what percentage of people fall into each category.

1. 42% of us don’t really change much at all.

2. 20% get a lot of courage and become louder and more outgoing. And men are more likely to become that way than women.

3. 15% become much nicer and more compassionate. And just to keep the stereotypes going, women are more likely to fall into this category than men.

4. And 23% become argumentative and start fights. But believe it or not, women are twice as likely to have this drunk personality than men.

We don’t know where this happened, but a bridesmaid and groomsman at someone’s wedding tried to make a big entrance by dancing into the reception, and the guy did a couple back handsprings onto the dance floor.

But on the second one he kicked the bridesmaid in the head. Then while she was still woozy, he picked her up . . . and she fell again. It looks like her head might have hit the floor the second time. And he kept dancing the whole time. Read More »

It’s official:  There is nothing left to invent.  I mean . . . that’s the only explanation for how someone thought of this.

Someone just created a cat accessory called Twinkle Tush.  It’s a jewel that covers up your cat’s rectum.

It’s perfect for anyone who hates staring right into their cat’s nasty place when it walks around with its tail up.  Just buy the Twinkle Tush and you can see a little blue sparkle instead.

The jewel has a cord attached that you slip around your cat’s tail, so the jewel dangles down . . . and when the cat actually needs to poop, the jewel will naturally hang just out of the way.

It’s on sale right now for $6 at TwinkleTush.com.

Here is the TV commercial for it….

Kids this is what happens when you get your Dad to take you to a concert then you leave him! He will find a way to still embarrass you!

This guy has perfected the Dad dance.

I think I’m going to start throwing his name around for Dad of the year!

There’s a chance you’ve already made a horrible fool of yourself and ruined a few weddings this summer. But maybe this little bit of advice can stop you from doing it again.

A new survey found the five worst things you can do at someone’s wedding. Unfortunately they’re most of the fun things you can do at a wedding too. Check it out . . . Read More »

Do you have a secret that’s so bad you plan on taking it to your grave? If you say, “No” . . . you’re lying. I’ve got like 15 horrible secrets and I’m an open book.

A new survey found 60% of people say they have at least one secret they really don’t want people to find out about. And most of them have been keeping it for at least 15 years. Here are the ten most common deep, dark secrets . . .

1. An affair.

2. An embarrassing incident.

3. Your web browsing history.

4. Debt.

5. Sexual fetishes.

6. Something in your family history.

7. A phobia.

8. Something you bought.

9. That you smoke, or used to.

10. Someone you’re in love with.

See the top 25 secrets here.

Someone recorded a guy sitting in traffic in Pasadena, California, listening to “La Grange” by ZZ Top . . . and rocking  out to it on a recorder, like the ones they made you play in third grade.

Then he starts driving while he’s playing, even though a cop is right next to him.

Removing a tattoo can be painful and expensive . . . but it might be worth it to get rid of that “Billy Ray Cyrus 4-ever” ink on your lower back, bro.

A new study looked at the tattoos people are most likely to get REMOVED. Here are the top 10 . . .

1. Your ex’s name.

2. A dolphin.

3. A misspelled quote. (I love that getting a dolphin is worse than permanently having a spelling mistake on your body. Why do people hate dolphins?)

4. Barbed wire.

5. A star.

6. A butterfly.

7. Chinese symbols.

8. Random Celtic or Irish designs.

9. Zodiac signs.

10. Fairies.

A Web Site named roadsnacks.net used “science” to figure out what the most redneck cities in Tennessee are. Read More »

Making toast is easy, right? Nope. Like everything else, it turns out you’re doing it wrong. Here are four tips for making the perfect slice of toast.

1. Use normal bread that’s half-an-inch thick, not Texas toast, which is the thick stuff.

2. Set the knob on your toaster to 5 if it goes to 6. If your toaster goes to 10, the equivalent would be just past the 8 mark. It’s to get the perfect amount of crunchiness.

3. Toast it for exactly 3 minutes and 36 seconds. That’s with a run-of-the-mill, 900-watt toaster.

4. Wait exactly 17 seconds before you spread butter on. You want the butter to absorb into the bread without making it soggy. And if you wait 17 seconds, it’ll cool down enough to make that happen.

Believe it or not, scientists have actually studied this, and found the ideal piece of toast should be 12 times crunchier on the outside than it is in the middle.