Jason Bailey

There’s plenty of stuff about women that’s a complete mystery to men. Right?

There’s a discussion going on right now on Reddit.com where guys are sharing the weird things women do without realizing just how weird they are. Here are eight of my favorites . . .

1. If you have straight hair, wanting to curl it . . . if you have curly hair, wanting to straighten it.

2. Wiggling into your jeans while you pull them up by the belt loops.

3. Saying you don’t want fries, then eating half of someone else’s fries.

4. Always being cold in every situation.

5. Putting decorative soaps right by the sink, then getting mad when someone uses them.

6. Borrowing a sweatshirt . . . then keeping it.

7. Not realizing that just responding to a text with “yes” or “k” makes a guy think you’re furious at him.

8. Saying you don’t have an opinion on where to go eat . . . but hating all of the options someone else suggests.

You can check out the 8 weird things men do here.

This century is just 15 years old, and we’ve already managed to create so much horrible fashion. A new poll asked people to rank the worst fashion trends of the 21st century. Here are the results, in order . . .

–Sagging pants and exposed underwear on men.

–Jeggings . . . meaning tight leggings that look like jeans.

–Cheap jewelry or too much jewelry.

–Women’s hot pants.

–Wearing a denim shirt or jacket with jeans.

–Fake designer purses.

–Wearing athletic gear at all times.

–Socks with sandals.

Technically you’re not supposed to use your cell phone while you’re pumping gas, because it could spark and start a fire. Gas stations are THAT flammable. So . . . um . . . definitely don’t try this!

A guy was filling up his car at a gas station in Center Line, Michigan last week, when he saw a spider. And he decided to try to kill it by . . . using his lighter.

He tried to set the spider on fire, but he accidentally set the pump on fire instead, and it went up in flames.

He grabbed a fire extinguisher, and managed to put the fire out before it spread. But the pump was totally destroyed. Other than that, there wasn’t any real damage and there were no injuries.

The guy was embarrassed and apologized, and the station isn’t pressing charges. They say their insurance is going to cover the damage.

It’s not clear if the spider survived.

Guys you’re about to learn that you’ve been doing a few weird things your entire life . . . and you had no idea.

There’s a discussion right now on Reddit.com where women are sharing the weird things guys do without even realizing they’re weird.  Here are the eight best ones . . . Read More »

Some idiot who’s apparently trademarked the name “Incredibeard” posted a YouTube video where he fashioned his huge beard into the shape of a bowl . . . so he can eat Ramen noodles out of it.

We found something that combines two great American obsessions . . . adding pumpkin spice to everything, and deep frying everything. Someone online figured out how to deep fry a pumpkin spice latte.

You take a loaf of pound cake . . . cut it into one inch slices . . . cut the slices into one inch cubes . . . soak them using two grande pumpkin spice lattes . . . then deep fry the cubes for five minutes.

Then you sprinkle them with cinnamon sugar, put whipped cream on top, and sprinkle pumpkin pie spice on the whipped cream. Pretty simple, and probably not what you were thinking.

They say it tastes like warm, mini cinnamon doughnuts dunked in coffee.

Here are a few signs that your relationship is all wrong for you . . .

1. You’re settling for Mr. or Ms. ‘Good Enough’. If you’re settling for someone, you’re really just biding time with them because you’ve gotten comfortable, or are afraid of being alone.

2. They’re your harshest critic. If nitpicking and criticism are a regular thing in your relationship, that’s not good.

3. You don’t share a sense of humor. It might seem like a small thing, but if the person you spend most of your time with doesn’t regularly laugh with you, it’s a problem.

4. Your personal goals are at odds. The best relationships are built on a strong sense of partnership. And as a couple, you should support each other’s goals.

5. You’re more in love with the fantasy of who they could be than who they really are. When you’re in love, it’s easy to overlook incompatibilities and think about who they may become someday. But you’re wasting your time with that.

6. You need to change who you are to keep them satisfied. No couple in the world loves everything about each other. But if they look at you as someone they feel compelled to change, you’re in the wrong relationship.

This is the least-focused protest we’ve ever seen. A 56-year-old woman named Kay Bishop went to a mall in London yesterday, wearing a bra, underwear, and a beauty queen sash that said, “World’s Grumpiest Old Woman”.

Then she walked up to a plate-glass window in front of a store, and glued her butt to it. Then when people asked her why, she said she was protesting “EVERYTHING”.

Quote, “I’m doing it because I don’t like the way the world’s going. There are some real serious issues going on, and no one’s doing anything about it.” She also said she was sick of just yelling at the TV all day.

When police got there, she said she glued herself to the window so they couldn’t make her leave. But since she wasn’t naked, they said they wouldn’t have arrested her anyway.

It’s not clear if she had to use some kind of solvent to free herself, but she did an interview afterward and narrowed her interests down a little bit.

She said she’s mostly angry about how police are being treated these days, and that people don’t want refugees coming over from Syria.

Instead of carving a pumpkin like a sucker this year, just let creepy agricultural engineering take care of things for you.

Tony Dighera is a farmer in Fillmore, California, and he figured out a way to grow pumpkins in a mold that makes them look just like Frankenstein’s monster. They’re tall, narrow, and have the monster face molded right into them.

It took him four years and $500,000 to get these pumpkins right. They’re sold out on his website right now but grocery stores around the world are importing them . . . if your grocery store has them, expect to pay at least $100 each.

Tony is working on a new mold now for pumpkins that look like a Jolly Roger-type pirate . . . those will be on sale next Halloween.

There was a story about how donating to charity makes you feel good for a week, and donating time makes you feel good for 24 days. But if you’re lazy, cold hard cash still works.

And despite what you always hear about how “money can’t buy happiness”, here are three more ways it actually can, according to science.

1. Spending money to do things, like going on a vacation. Researchers at Cornell found that buying stuff only makes you happy in the short term. But paying for experiences can make you happier in the long term.

2. Spending money to give yourself more free time. For example, a study at Stanford found that paying for a housekeeper did make people happier. But only if they could afford it. If it would make you stress out about money, it won’t work.

3. Spending money to pick up a check. And it doesn’t even matter how much the check is. Researchers at the University of British Columbia found that even buying your friend a drink can put you in a better mood.

And in general, spending money on others makes you happier than spending money on yourself.