Jason Bailey

A woman in Virginia named Dana Griffin-Graves recently told her husband she was pregnant.  And a video of his reaction is making the rounds, because she told him by putting some buns in their oven, next to a picture of the ultrasound.

Also, they’ve been trying to have a baby for 17 years, and she’s had four miscarriages.  So she waited until she was five months pregnant to tell him this time.

She tells him how far along she is, and that it’s a boy.  So he pulls his shirt up over his head, and starts crying.

If we’re allowed to start suing people for criticizing our gas, I’m going to get rich, baby.

70-year-old Richard Clem of Levittown, Pennsylvania was fired from his job last year . . . because of his out-of-control flatulence. He worked at a company that makes pork rolls, which somehow makes the story even better.

His company felt like his gas was a serious distraction though. Apparently the president even told Richard, quote, “We cannot run an office and have visitors with the odor in the office.” So they fired Richard in February.

But it’s more complicated than that. Richard weighed 420 pounds back in 2010, and had gastric bypass surgery. And the gas was an unintended SIDE effect.

So his wife filed a lawsuit against the company last week, for discrimination against Richard’s disability. According to the suit, the surgery gave him TWO major side effects, quote, “extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea.”

She didn’t say how much money they’re looking for . . . they want a jury to decide.

I got the chance to talk to Cookevilles own Samantha Budesa who was on Jeopardy! Listen to the interview

I’m not sure where this happened, but there’s a video of a guy giving a falconry lesson, and letting his pet falcon fly around near a highway. But right after he lets it go, it flies into the side of an oncoming truck and dies

You’ve been wearing underwear wrong your whole life. Here are six underwear mistakes you might be making, and the health problems they cause.

1. It’s too tight. It can cause chafing. And Spanx can actually be dangerous if it’s too tight. It can lead to pinched nerves and decreased circulation. And since it’s more difficult to go to the bathroom in them, women tend to hold it more than they should.

2. Silk and synthetic fabrics. They don’t breathe well, and that increases the risk of moisture being trapped . . . which can cause a bacterial infection.

3. Going ‘commando.’ Most clothing doesn’t have a liner, so the seam of your pants will irritate sensitive areas. But most experts say you SHOULD go commando at night, so things down there can air out

4. Sweating. If you sweat a lot, you should change your underwear twice a day. A warm, moist environment is the perfect place for bacteria . . . and yeast.

5. Non-hypoallergenic detergent. Even if you don’t have sensitive skin, your junk might be sensitive. If you get itchy down there, it might be because your detergent or dryer sheets have too much perfume in them.

6. Thongs. According to one expert, quote, “Thongs can be a unique transport vehicle for bacteria from the back to the front.” Meaning, E. coli from your backside can spread to your lady parts . . . or man parts?

There’s a term for looking at your phone in social situations instead of talking to people. It’s called “phubbing.” It’s a combination of the words “phone” and “snubbing.”

As far as we can tell, the word “phubbing” has only been in the pop culture lexicon for like two days . . . and it’s ALREADY trying to steal yo girl.

According to a brand new study from Baylor University in Texas, it’s killing relationships.

The researchers say, quote, “We discovered that when someone perceived that their partner phubbed them, this created conflict and led to lower levels of reported relationship satisfaction . . . and higher levels of depression.”

And a LOT of people are phubbing victims. 46% of people say they’re in a relationship with someone who regularly phubs them. And 22% say it’s caused fights in their relationship.

There are some things men over 30 should just never wear. Dressing like a nitwit is for your 20s. Once you hit 30, you’ve got to start making more mature choices. Check out the ten things men over 30 should never wear:

1. Fedoras.

2. Choker necklaces.

3. Dangly earrings.

4. Skull jewelry.

5. Fake tanner.

6. A wrist full of bracelets.

7. Crocs.

8. Sports jerseys customized with their name on the back.

9. Backwards hats.

10. Mohawks.

The 12 finalists for this year’s National Toy Hall of Fame have been announced. Nominated are the

Spinning top

Coloring book

Wiffle Ball

The puppet

The American Girl doll

Battleship

Jenga

PLAYMOBIL

The scooter

Super Soaker

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Twister

Two winners will be inducted into hall on Nov. 5. Anyone can nominate a toy, but to earn a place in the hall of fame, they must have survived multiple generations, be widely recognized and foster learning, creativity or discovery through play.

The finalists are chosen by historians and curators at The Strong. From there, a national panel of judges made up of inventors, educators, psychologists and others choose the winners. Last year, little green Army men, the Rubik’s Cube and bubbles took their place in the hall.

Someone posted a video of a toilet paper dispenser at either their office or a public bathroom, that makes a squeaking sound when you pull the paper out . . . and sounds exactly like Chewbacca from “Star Wars”.

They also printed out a photo of him, and taped it to the outside of it, just in case there was any confusion about what the joke was.

I’d never encourage you to commit a crime . . . but I would encourage you to get as chubby as possible, because chubbiness is next to godliness. And if a side effect of that chubbiness is becoming a master criminal, so be it.

A new study found people are the least likely to suspect that a chubby person committed a crime . . . so I guess if you want to get away with stuff, gain some weight.

For the study, researchers showed people videos of robberies with the robber’s face and body blurred out. Then they showed the people some potential suspects and asked them who they thought committed the crimes.

51% believed a muscular suspect did it . . . 37% believed it was one of the suspects who were average weight . . . and only 10% thought that an overweight person committed the crimes.

The researchers say, quote, “Stereotypes about body type may be getting in the way of justice. Our findings suggest that if you are an innocent suspect of a crime but happen to be muscular, you may be at a significant disadvantage.”