Jason Bailey

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Kip Moore may not be a superstar in most people’s eyes, but to one woman– Jenna — he’s everything. Like, everything.

Jenna met Kip at a concert once and said it was “love at first sight.” She’s written him letter after letter, gotten Kip‘s signature tattooed on her back and she wants to have his “surfer babies.”

After Jenna attended her second concert of Kip’s she decided it was time to divorce her husband.

Jenna shared her story on the “Dr. Phil Show” and now, we’ve heard it all.

For something that’s supposed to be a private and personal experience, people sure are judging each other when they use the bathroom. A new survey found the most annoying things men and women do in the bathroom.

Here are the 10 most annoying habits women have . . .

1. Leaving a mess on the seat if they “hover.”

2. Not properly disposing of feminine hygiene products.

3. Not bothering to flush.

4. Not washing their hands.

5. Taking too long in public bathrooms, and causing a long line.

6. Always going to the bathroom in pairs.

7. Blocking the sink to look at their hair and makeup in the mirror.

8. Talking loudly to someone in another stall.

9. Not wiping down the seat.

10. Always leaving the toilet seat down.

And here are the 10 most annoying habits men have. . .

1. Not lifting the seat to pee, and getting it wet.

2. Not putting the toilet seat down.

3. Not bothering to flush.

4. Aiming badly and leaving puddles on the floor.

5. Not washing their hands.

6. Stinking up the place.

7. Breaking wind in public bathrooms.

8. Peeing in the sink if all the urinals are taken.

(Yep . . . guys at concerts and sporting events have been known to actually do this.)

9. Peeing outdoors if it’s more convenient.

10. Not wiping well enough and staining their underwear. (Really?)

The survey also found the five ways people try to stay hygienic in public bathrooms:

. . . covering the seat with toilet paper
. . . flushing with your foot
. . . hovering instead of sitting down
. . . never going number two in a public bathroom
. . . and using a paper towel to touch the door handle.

And finally, a few more random stats: 61% of people have peed in the shower . . . 41% have peed in a pool . . . and 43% admire what they’ve produced before they flush.

The “Huffington Post” asked women what they wish men would do on first dates. Here are seven of the best responses . . .

1. Actually ask her out on a date . . . not just to “hang out” or “chill.”

2. Hold the door open for her, and pull out her chair.

3. Admit you’re nervous too, so she knows she’s not the only one.

4. Put your phone away.

5. Don’t talk about your sex life.

6. Actually listen to her responses after you ask a question.

7. Don’t examine the bill like you’re itemizing what each person ordered.

Huffington Post

Conventional wisdom says you should probably avoid eating garlic if you’re going to be hitting on women.

Well . . . ignore that, stock up on gum, and go crazy on the garlic. Because even though it’s disastrous for your breath, apparently it’s amazing for your sweat.

A new study out of the University of Stirling in Scotland and Charles University in the Czech Republic found that the more garlic men ate, the more attractive they smelled to women.

Women rated them higher in four categories when they’d eaten at least four cloves of garlic: Pleasantness, attractiveness, masculinity, and intensity.

The researchers say it could be because garlic has so many antibiotic properties. Women have evolved to like the smell of garlic in sweat . . . since it’s a sign a guy is healthy.

More and more studies are finding that even light exercise like a 15-minute walk is good for you. But it doesn’t mean you’ll start dropping weight like crazy. Here are seven foods, and how far you’d have to walk to burn them off . . .

1. A can of Coke has 140 calories. So you’d have to walk 1.6 miles to burn it off.

2. A Snickers bar has 215 calories . . . 2.4 miles.

3. A Beef Chalupa Supreme from Taco Bell is 360 calories . . . you’d have to walk just over 4 miles.

4. A Grande Caramel Frappucino from Starbucks, 410 calories . . . 4.6 miles.

5. A Big Mac has 540 calories . . . so that’s 6.1 miles. Compared to 7.3 miles for a Whopper, which is 650 calories . . . or 12.5 miles for a Hot ‘N Juicy Triple cheeseburger from Wendy’s, which is 1,110 calories.

6. A Chipotle burrito with chicken, 1,050 calories . . . 11.8 miles.

7. A Bloomin’ Onion from Outback Steakhouse, 1,954 calories. You’d have to walk just under 22 miles to burn it off . . . about four miles short of a marathon.

Thanksgiving is only a few weeks away. Hope you’ve washed the gravy stains out of your eatin’ pants.

A new survey found a bunch of stats on the average Thanksgiving dinner around the U.S. Check ’em out . . .

1. The average Thanksgiving dinner has nine or 10 people, lasts two to four hours, costs $130, and took the host nine days of planning and prep.

2. Besides turkey, stuffing is the food people want the most. Mashed potatoes are second, and pumpkin pie is third.

3. 33% of people would pretend they cooked something that was really store bought if people compliment it.

4. 29% test out recipes before they use them for Thanksgiving.

5. And 75% of people would serve turkey that fell on the floor.

10. Aaron Tippin – “Where The Stars And Strips And The Eagle Fly”
I pledge allegiance to this flag / And if that bothers you, well that’s too bad / But if you got pride and you’re proud you do / Hey, we could use some more like me and you / Where the stars and stripes and the eagle fly

9. Tim McGraw – “If You’re Reading This”
So lay me down / In that open field out on the edge of town / And know my soul / Is where my momma always prayed that it would go / If you’re readin’ this I’m already home.

8. Darryl Worley – “Have You Forgotten”
Have you forgotten how it felt that day? / To see your homeland under fire / And her people blown away / Have you forgotten when those towers fell? / We had neighbors still inside going thru a living hell / And you say we shouldn’t worry ’bout bin Laden / Have you forgotten?

7. Alan Jackson – “Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning”
Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day / Were you in the yard with your wife and children / Or working on some stage in L.A. / Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that black smoke / Risin’ against that blue sky / Did you shout out in anger, in fear for your neighbor / Or did you just sit down and cry?

6. Trace Adkins – “Arlington”
We’re thankful for those thankful for the things we’ve done / We can rest in peace, ’cause we were the chosen ones / We made it to Arlington, yea, dust to dust / Don’t cry for us, we made it to Arlington

5. John Michael Montgomery – “Letters From Home”
I hold it up and show my buddies / Like we ain’t scared and our boots ain’t muddy / And they all laugh / Like there’s something funny / ‘Bout the way I talk / When I say, “Mama sends her best y’all” / I fold it up and put it in my shirt / Pick up my gun and get back to work / And it keeps me drivin’ on / Waitin’ on letters from home

4. Toby Keith – “American Soldier”
I’m an American Soldier an American / Beside my brothers and my sisters, I will proudly take a stand / When liberty’s in jeopardy, I will always do what’s right / I’m out here on the front lines, sleep in peace tonight / American Soldier, I’m and American Soldier.

3. Billy Ray Cyrus – “Some Gave All”
Some stood through for the red, white and blue /And some had to fall / And if you ever think of me/ Think of all your liberties and recall/ Some Gave All

2. Toby Keith – “Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue”
Oh, justice will be served and the battle will rage / This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage / And you’ll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A. / ‘Cause we’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American way.

1. Lee Greenwood – “God Bless The USA”
And I’m proud to be an American / where at least I know I’m free / And I won’t forget the men who died / Who gave that right to me / And I gladly stand up next to you / And defend her still today / ‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land / God Bless the U.S.A.

If you wear perfume, in theory it’s because you want to attract people. So here’s a good and totally random side effect . . . while it’s luring dudes in, it just might be keeping mosquitoes away.

A new study out of New Mexico State University tested a bunch of different types of mosquito repellents to see how effective they are.

And they also decided to throw in a Victoria’s Secret perfume called Bombshell for some reason. Well, the reason is probably publicity, and since we’re talking about it . . . well played, nerds.

The study found the perfume was actually really good at keeping mosquitoes away.

It performed about the same as the best repellents, all of which contain a chemical compound called deet . . . and it was even more effective than natural repellents or a skin patch. The skin patch was so bad it actually attracted mosquitoes.

The researchers didn’t say why the perfume was so effective . . . but you’d have to think it’s because mosquitoes hunt out people who smell like people, not like flowers.

here’s a couple in St. Petersburg, Florida named Amy Giberson and Justin Pounders. They’re both 33, and they started dating about a year ago after they met on Match.com.

Then last month, Amy asked about a scar above Justin’s eye. He said he got it in preschool, and she realized it was the same preschool she went to.

He’d also joked before about how he had a huge crush on a girl named Amy when he was a kid. And it turns out it was the same Amy!

Justin’s mom found an old class photo where they’re sitting right next to each other. And their old preschool teacher says she they were basically inseparable.

But after preschool they were in different school districts, so they never saw each other again until they met online. And now they’re planning to get married.

Justin says he’s still waiting for the right time to propose, but they’ve already chosen a wedding date . . . because they both figure it’s obvious they were meant to be together.

There are two types of men in the world: Guys with man buns, and guys who make fun of guys with man buns.

But apparently there’s a third group: Men without a man bun who secretly wish they had one . . . but don’t have the long, flowing hair to pull it off.

If you’re one of those guys, rejoice . . . you can now buy a clip-on man bun. Groupon is selling them for the extraordinarily reasonable price of just $9.99.

They come in three colors: Blonde, brown, and black. You attach them to your hair using bobby pins.

They look pretty similar to the fake hair buns they sell for women. In fact, they might just be the same product in different packaging. But if you’re the kind of guy who’s even thinking about this, that probably won’t stop you.