Jason Bailey

It’s nice that we really make every moment count. A  website just published their findings from a survey where they attempted to figure out how the average man spends his life. And . . . we blow it.

–According to their findings, the average man . . .

–Spends 11 years in front of the TV.

–Spends 10,585 hours, or 1.2 years, at bars.

–Spends one full month searching for matching socks.

–Has nine sexual partners.

–Only learns how to cook four meals.

–Earns an average of $45,495-a-year over the course of his life.

–And says “sorry” 1.9 million times.

We know that being a redneck is a way of life. There are four million hi-larious Jeff Foxworthy jokes to prove it. But for some people, it’s clearly more than that.

On Sunday, 20-year-old Joshua Lee Joehlin of Texas was busted by the police in Bradenton, Florida for an unspecified lewd and lascivious act with a minor.

And when they asked for his religion, he told them “REDNECK.”

This happened last month, but a bunch of websites just picked it up. A cheerleader at a high school near West Palm Beach, Florida asked a kid with autism to prom, and his reaction was pretty great.

She gave him a cookie cake that said, “Will you go to the prom with me,” and he just started screaming because he was so excited.

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According to a new survey of 13,000 American men, Colombian women are the most attractive women in the world. And our South American love doesn’t stop there: Brazilian women came in second. American women came in third.

The full top 10 goes Colombian, Brazilian, American, Spanish, Russian, Dutch, French, Bulgarian, Swedish, and Italian.

The survey also asked more than 30,000 American women which MEN are the most attractive. Somehow, BRITISH men came in first. American women only ranked American men fifth most attractive.

The full top 10 goes British, Irish, Brazilian, Swedish, American, Spanish, Scottish, French, Greek, and Puerto Rican.

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RoadSnacks.com put together a list of all the Tennessee cities and ranked them based on population and the number of Ashley Madison accounts. Alamo Tennessee came in first in the state with a population of 3400 and 752 Ashley Madison accounts… So 22.1% of the residents have an account.

Here’s how cities in the Upper Cumberland fared:

City – Percentage of population with Ashley Madison Accounts.

1. Red Boiling Springs – 5.5%
2. Carthage – 5.3%
3. Cookeville – 4.8%
4. Mcminnville – 3.5%
5. Sparta – 2.9%
6. Crossville – 2.9%
7. Livingston – 2.9%
8. Jamestown – 2.8%
9. Spencer – 2.2%
10. Baxter – 2.0%
11. Gainesboro – 1.9%
12. Monterey – 1.8%
13. Byrdstown – 1.8%
14. Celina – 1.7%

For the full list of all the cities in Tennessee Click Here

Someone online recently asked people to list ‘life hacks’ that save time and money . . . but are unethical

Who knows if they’d work or not. But a few are probably illegal, so we’re not suggesting you try them. Here are the nine best answers we saw.

1. Get free breakfast whenever you want by stealing it from hotels. Most of them have a free continental breakfast, and you don’t always have to prove you’re staying there to get it. You can just walk in and start eating.

2. Get a free phone charger by telling a bartender you think you left yours there. It works because people really do leave their chargers at bars a lot. So they’ll probably pull a bunch of them out, and you can just pick one that fits your phone.

3. Get cheaper parking at parking garages. Just get a ticket like normal when you enter. But then walk back to the entrance and get another one right before you leave, and use that one to exit. That way you pay for less time, or it might be free.

4. If something breaks, just buy another one . . . switch it out with the old one . . . and return it with the new receipt. Apparently it works best at big chains like Walmart.

5. Save on fruit and vegetables at the grocery store by using the self-checkout. Just weigh everything as “apples,” and it’ll be cheaper.

6. Get free Chipotle by using a credit card that doesn’t work. Their business model is based on keeping the line moving. So according to a former manager, if your card won’t work and you make a big stink about it, they’ll usually give it to you for free.

7. Try to pay for fast food with a fake coupon. Then act super sorry when they tell you it’s no good, and start fishing through your wallet for money. If you don’t have cash and you’re nice about it, they’ll probably give it to you for free.

8. Don’t cancel a trip last-minute and lose your deposit . . . just reschedule it, and pick a date that falls outside their “no refund” deadline. Then log back into their website the next day and cancel for a full refund.

9. Get through airport security faster by traveling with a cane. If you walk with a limp and pretend to have trouble with your bags, someone will move you to the priority screening area and you’ll skip the line.

Considering how hard you worked to find people to kiss you when you were a teenager, you should really take more advantage of your opportunities today.

A new survey asked couples how often they kiss, and a very sad 6% say they can’t even remember the last time!

40% kiss at least five times a day . . . and 9% do it at least 10 times a day. Don’t these people have jobs?

The survey also found the most common ways couples kiss. Check ’em out . . .

1. A peck on the lips, 62%.

2. A passionate kiss, 15%.

3. A quick one on the cheek, 12%.

4. A full-on make out session, 3%.

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If you have a foot fetish, apparently you have to be creative in your pursuit of sweet, delicious feet.

A guy approached a 35-year-old woman at a Walmart in in Lincolnton, North Carolina.

He told the woman he was a podiatry student, and somehow got her to try on shoes in the shoe department. But as he helped her into a pair . . . he suddenly put her foot in his mouth and started licking her toes.

The woman pulled her foot out of his mouth and ran to tell security, but the guy took off.

You probably don’t have many memories of your friends’ houses from when you were a kid, because they were normal, boring houses filled with normal, boring stuff. But I bet there’s one that sticks out.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen at someone’s house? Here are five answers from Reddit that are pretty good . . .

1. “My friend’s dad wouldn’t eat with the family. The mom would make a plate of food, take it down the hall, and slide it through a space under the door to the basement. The dad would eat down there, then slide the empty dish back under the door.”

2. “When I was eight, I went to a friend’s house and noticed the wallpaper in their hallways was a pattern featuring naked women.”

3. “I’m a paramedic. I went to a guy’s house and he had 100 two-liter soda bottles filled with pee because, quote, ‘the toilet is broken.’ But where was he pooping?”

4. “I was at a friend’s house and their halls were lined with a ton of grandfather clocks. I didn’t think it was that strange until his dad told me, ‘Don’t you kids go around telling anybody about my clocks.’ Now I’ll never forget them.”

5. “I went to my friend’s house and he was taking a bath . . . in the tub with his mom. Apparently they just bathed together, naked, all the time.”

A reporter in Spokane, Washington interviewed a 110-year-old woman named Flossie Dickey on her birthday last week. And all she talked about was how exhausted she is all the time.

She said her favorite thing to do is take as many naps as possible. Then the reporter asked if she was excited for the party her family was throwing, and she said, “not one bit.”