Jason Bailey

It’s pretty easy to win a pillow fight against a toddler.  Just check out a video called “Toddler Sniper”.  A little kid tries to hit his dad with a pillow a couple times, then walks away.  But the dad chucks it back from down the hall, and takes him out. Read More »

Traditionally this is the one day every four years where women are supposed to propose to men. But even though it’s tradition . . . would you do it?

In a new survey, believe it or not, 24% of women say yes, they actually are considering asking their boyfriends to marry them tomorrow.

Before you pull the trigger, you should probably make sure you’ve got a boyfriend who’s okay with that scenario. 54% of men say they’d be happy if their girlfriend proposed, and another 16% say they wouldn’t just be happy, they’d be thrilled.

Only 14% say they’d be horrified.

So that’s 70% of men who are into it, 14% who aren’t, and the rest don’t really have an opinion. In other words, ladies . . . the odds are in your favor.

There’s a viral video of a girl who just had her wisdom teeth removed, and she’s crying because she missed his concert, even though it hasn’t happened yet. She actually thinks he’s mad at her for not being there.

She tells her mom, quote, “I love his songs, he’s such a good guy. He’s great, his songs are just amazing. They’re so good. He’s so good.” She eventually comes around and realizes she didn’t miss it.

We all have different ways of dealing with grief, and remembering previous generations.

21-year-old Emily Davis of Hampshire, England was busted back in August for illegally parking in handicapped spots.

She did have a handicapped parking pass in her car … but it was her grandmother’s… Her dead grandmother’s.

Emily’s grandma died back in September of 2014, but Emily hung onto the pass and used it to avoid having to pay for parking.

And when the cops questioned her about it, she had one heck of an excuse: She said she was using the handicapped pass to honor her dead grandmother.

For some reason they didn’t buy that. So she was in court last week, and got over $1,500 in fines and penalties.

Metro

The Oscars are this Sunday . . . check out a list of 10 stars who surprisingly have never won an Oscar. Read More »

At this point, it’s a given that everyone uses their phone while they’re sitting on the toilet. So you might as well share that time with the world?

Apparently there’s a new trend where people are sharing photos of their view from the toilet.

It’s especially popular when you’re in a bathroom with a great view, like overlooking a city or the beach. But even if it’s just you staring straight at a door, hey, share that too. Welcome to 2016.

Buzzfeed

A guy in Australia tried to break the record for loudest burp this week, and he thought he did. The noise meter he was holding clocked it at 110.6 decibels, which is about as loud as a chainsaw, and slightly louder than the current record of 109.9 decibels.

But the official record holder is a guy in England named Paul Hunn, who takes this stuff very seriously. And he immediately posted his own video, where he uses the same kind of noise meter . . . and registers a burp of 117.9 decibels.

Both videos are below.

This one's for you Nev. pic.twitter.com/0Ft7HmhbEM

— Paul Hunn (@Theburperking) February 24, 2016

With just one study, I think we can explain every single thing you’ve observed in your marriage . . . and all your friends’ marriages too.

A new study has found that the average man doesn’t become fully emotionally mature until age 43. And that’s way later than women. Women are mature at age 32 . . . a full 11 years earlier.

About 8 out of 10 women surveyed say they don’t think men ever get mature. And they also ranked the most immature things guys do. Here’s the top 15 . . .

1. Finding it hilarious when they burp or pass gas.

2. Eating fast food at 2:00 A.M.

3. Playing video games.

4. Driving too fast.

5. Laughing at swear words.

6. Playing loud music when they drive.

7. Playing practical jokes.

8. Trying too hard to beat kids at games and sports.

9. Staying quiet during arguments.

10. Not being able to cook simple meals.

11. Re-telling the same stupid jokes and stories when they’re with their guy friends.

12. Not wanting to talk about themselves.

13. Hating books, because they think they’re “boring” or because they have a short attention span.

14. Doing crazy dance moves.

15. Letting their mom do their laundry.

You can see all 30 immature things guys do here.

We right-handers don’t realize just what a pain  it is to be left-handed in our society. Just about everything anyone makes is designed for a right-handed user. Here are eight annoying things about being a leftie, from Buzzfeed.com. Read More »

Found a new list of the most ‘attractive’ jobs, and it’s based on online dating results. Which I usually make fun of. But in this case, maybe there’s something to it?

Tinder just released the results of a study where they found the jobs that get the most people swiping right. (Swiping right means you’re interested)

The 10 most attractive jobs for men are: Pilot . . . entrepreneur . . . firefighter . . . doctor . . . TV/radio personality (BOOM) . . . teacher . . . engineer . . . model. . . paramedic . . . and college student.

The 10 most attractive jobs for women are: Physical therapist . . . interior designer . . . entrepreneur . . . PR/communications . . . teacher . . . college student . . . speech pathologist . . . pharmacist . . . social media manager . . . and model.

I’m not sure people are swiping right on Tinder because someone has a sexy, breathtaking, beautiful career, but whatever.

Tinder