Jason Bailey

I hope you’re wearing your judging pants, because it’s time to get your shame on.

Pez candy sponsored an Easter egg hunt in Orange, Connecticut on Saturday morning. But it turned into chaos . . . because the parents couldn’t control themselves.

There were 9,000 eggs planted around three different fields. But while the kids waited patiently to start hunting, their parents stormed the fields. The adults started grabbing eggs, knocking over kids, and shoving each other.

Pez issued a statement afterward apologizing for what happened, quote, “Due to the actions of a few, the good intent quickly turned into a mess . . . we only wanted to do good for the local community.”

Fortunately, there weren’t any injuries reported, and as far as we know, no one was arrested.

WFSB 3 Connecticut

Here’s a good anecdote for just how little time kids today spend playing outside: A new survey found a lot of kids spend less time outside on an average day than prison inmates.

One in three kids between five and 12 years old play outside for around 30 minutes. Meanwhile, the U.N. guidelines require that prisoners get at least one hour a day outdoors.

And when researchers went inside Indiana’s Wabash maximum security prison to talk to inmates about their findings, they were floored, to say the least.

“Wow,” one prisoner said.

“That’s depressing,” another inmate said.

“I don’t even know what to say to that,” another said.

In honor of the upcoming Easter Egg Hunts…. Egg Hunt Fails! Read More »

There’s a discussion on Reddit.com right now where people are sharing the worst name they’ve ever heard. There are so many ridiculous ones on there, it’s hard to pick the best, but here are 10 of our favorites . . . Read More »

A video of a hydraulic press crushing a hockey puck was all over the Internet this week. And now there’s a new one for Easter, where the same guy crushes an Easter basket . . . a chocolate bunny . . . and a chocolate egg.

Y’all remember having to actually go somewhere to rent a movie?

James Myers rented “Freddy Got Fingered” in 2002 and now its come back to haunt him.

A police officer stopped James Meyers for a broken tail-light. But when the officer checked Meyers’ license, he found an old warrant charging Meyers with theft of the tape.

What an era we live in, where we can all hear about a stranger’s hilariously disgusting first date without having to even get out of bed.

A woman from Toronto just went on a date that had . . . um . . . quite a twist. And she was kind enough to tweet out the entire story the next day.

She went out with a guy on Sunday, and they wound up going back to his place. She excused herself . . . to poop. But his toilet wouldn’t flush, and she panicked.

So, quote, “There was only one single piece of poop . . . so I got toilet paper and removed [it] . . . I wrapped it in multiple layers of toilet paper, and put it in my purse.”

Then she went back out to the couch, they started making out, and he told her she was beautiful . . . but, quote, “all I can think of is the piece of poop in my purse.”

He eventually went to the bathroom and apparently fixed the toilet, because she heard it flush. So she went in there and disposed of the evidence without him ever knowing.

There’s no word if there’s going to be a second date . . . or if he found out the truth now that this story is going viral. She’s also questioning her decision to share it, quote, “All the hard work I put into being a hot girl . . . now I’m just the poop girl.”

I am a confident, calm and self assured woman…so I felt comfortable popping in his bathroom. This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

Two trucks collided in Florida yesterday and, in the process, they somehow recreated the food and drink options at every one of my parties until I turned 28.

29-year-old Zachary Basinger was driving a truck for Frito-Lay on a freeway in Brevard County, Florida around 3:30 A.M. yesterday, and he decided to pull over and stop on the shoulder.

Meanwhile, 54-year-old Roberto Rodriguez was also driving a truck on that freeway, for Anheuser-Busch. And he was trying to change lanes, but had to swerve quickly because of another car on the road.

His truck slammed into Zachary’s . . . and their cargo spilled everywhere. The freeway was covered in bags of Doritos and Cheetos, and cans of Busch Light.

Fortunately, neither of them was seriously hurt, but Roberto got a ticket for failing to maintain a single lane. The freeway was shut down for three hours to clean up the mess.

CBS 12 – West Palm Beach

According to a new survey, these are the 10 worst things you can say to a woman:

1. Asking “When’s the baby due?” . . . when she’s not pregnant. 26% of people said this is the worst thing you could say.

2. Answering “Yes” when she asks if her butt looks big. 17%.

3. “You look tired.” 13%.

4. “Calm down.” 12%.

5. “Do you need help parking?” 11%.

6. “You look more like your mother every day.” 8%.

7. “I told you so.” 5%.

8. “How much did you pay for that hairdo?” 4%.

9. “Should you be eating that?” 3%.

10. “Don’t you have some vacuuming to do?” 1%.

According to a new survey by a shopping center in London, your man will lie to you to get out of shopping.

More than half of women . . . 56% . . . think their husband or boyfriend has told them an outfit looked good, even though it didn’t . . . just to end a shopping trip.

That’s probably why women said that husbands and boyfriends were the worst people to shop with.

Three out of four women said that their mother was the most honest person to shop with . . . because she would tell them if an outfit looked bad.

Despite mom’s honesty, women would rather shop with someone who knows when to lie. Their favorite person to shop with is a best friend.