Jason Bailey

“Glamour” asked readers to list the best and worst dating advice they ever got from their dad. Read More »

A guy named James Kiki in Syracuse, New York doesn’t know anything about basketball, but he decided to fill out a March Madness bracket on Yahoo. And going into the Final Four this weekend, he has the best bracket in the country. Read More »

A doctor in the UK who does tattoo removals made a list of the top ten tattoos people ask him to laser off. And lower back tattoos . . . a.k.a. “tramp stamps” . . . are number one. Here are the ten tattoos he says people regret the most.

1. Tramp stamps.

2. A tattoo of something around your bicep, like barbed wire.

3. An ex’s name.

4. Any tattoo you got while you were drunk.

5. Any tattoo that got distorted because you gained weight. Which is a reminder that you probably shouldn’t get one on your hip or your stomach.

6. Cheap tattoos. Which you regret immediately if they don’t look good.

7. Any tattoo that you can’t hide. Like a tattoo on your wrist or your neck, which could prevent you from getting a job. Or a tattoo on your face.

8. A tattoo of a band name. Because there’s a good chance you’ll get sick of them, or they’ll break up.

9. Permanent eyebrows. Because you eventually realize what everyone else knew immediately. That they don’t look like real eyebrows.

10. A tattoo of anything involving a fad. Like that “Twerk or Die” tattoo you’re thinking about getting? Yeah, don’t do that.

As you know, almost everyone in the world is an idiot . . . except for you, of course. And me. So what’s the best way to spot the idiots?

Here are the eight most popular red flags that signal someone’s stupid . . .

1. They honk in a traffic jam.

2. They post long Facebook status updates ranting about the things other people do.

3. They always hop on whatever bandwagon is popular.

4. They’ve tried to tell you you’re stupid . . . but written it “y-o-u-r” stupid.

5. They confuse a story on “The Onion” for something real, and post it on Facebook along with a sentence about how outraged they are.

6. They eat gluten free because they think it’s healthy, not because they have celiac disease.

7. They like an Adam Sandler movie from the past five years.

8. They tell stories about how much smarter they are than other people.

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Here’s something you might relate to. A group called The Snake Oil Willie Band put out a music video that’s getting a bunch of hits online. And not because the music is all that good, but because it’s called “I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore”.

The lead singer is an old, chubby guy with a grey beard . . . who almost definitely does not look good naked anymore.

Abi’s Cafe in Minneapolis will be racking in the good karma after the owner gave a homeless man a job instead of a hand out.

Twenty-five-year-old Cesia Abigail, who owns the cafe, said she asked the man why he didn’t have a job and that nothing was given to her for free. He said he had a lot of felonies and therefore couldn’t get a job.

She immediately gave him a job washing dishes and doing work around the place. He’s been employed for two weeks.

To help turn his life around, they take 10% of his paycheck to set aside for a life savings.

She posted to Facebook a photo of the man with the following story:

Here’s an interesting dilemma: Would you be willing to get your company’s logo tattooed on your body to get a big raise?

There’s a real estate company in New York City called Rapid Realty that’s offering its employees that deal. Get our logo tattooed . . . and get a 15% raise.

There’s no rule on how big the tattoo has to be, or where you have to put it on your body. As long as you get one, you get the raise.

Anthony Lolli is the owner of Rapid Realty. He says he got the idea from an employee who got the logo tattooed just out of loyalty. Anthony wanted to repay his loyalty, so he thought of the raise idea.

So far, forty of his employees have taken the deal, and gotten Rapid Realty tattoos. Anthony is also covering the cost of the tattoo itself.

A drunk guy in his 20s went to a McDonald’s in Cork, Ireland and ordered himself a Happy Meal.

And I’m guessing in his drunken logic, he figured since he ordered a kid’s meal, he should really sell the bit . . . so he tried to squeeze into a McDonald’s highchair.

But he got stuck, and couldn’t get himself out. The staff called the police and three cops showed up to help pull the guy out of the high chair!

They were able to get him free. No charges are going to be filed.

McDonald’s Ireland actually had a pretty good response to this. Quote, “McDonald’s is aware of the incident . . . we recommend that children don’t use the high chair without adult supervision.”

In the modern world of cyberbullying, it’s almost reassuring to know there’s still room for old-fashioned regular bullying.

Two women in Philadelphia who’ve been fighting over the same guy finally had it out last week. One of the women is in her 20s and the other is in her 30s.

So the younger woman went to the 30-year-old’s house last Wednesday, along with her mom and eight or nine friends . . . and they went all “Goodfellas” on the place.

First they smashed in all the windows and the front door with a baseball bat . . . then they dumped a box of rats into the house. Also, someone apparently stole the woman’s purse and punched her.

The police are still trying to track down all 10 or 11 of the suspects.

Obviously there’s nothing weird about America and if someone says there is, we should fight them. That being said . . . I guess it’s possible that someone from another country might be surprised by one or two things here. Read More »